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Thanks for the wall-o-jokes, made a slow uni day go a little better :thumbsup:

 

 

This, perfect antidote.

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Official Joke Thread. Its stickied in the entertainment section. :thumbsup:

 

:mfp: So sorry. Damn I'm forgetful. I saw it earlier, but second time around I couldn't find it and thought it must have been another forum.

Please move this to the jokes area or I will forever feel stupid stupider!

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Ok revived !

 

Too long to post so rather see the link : http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

 

Where is my life going ... I just spent over half a hour reading the longest joke in the world...

 

 

:doh:

 

I read the whole thing...

 

 

BETTER NATE THAN LEVER!

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In the year 2013, a remarkable coincidence will take place----both Groundhog day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This rare happening has special meaning.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for insight into the future. The other involves a groundhog....

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Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

 

Answer:

 

They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

 

Edited by El_Capitan

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Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

 

Answer:

 

They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

 

 

haha

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Sorry to offend anyone but heard this one today and spit out my lunch. 

 

Why was the 1900's era sterotypical chinese man so happy to vote? 

 

 

It's er(l)ection day ! 

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Sorry to offend anyone but heard this one today and spit out my lunch. 

 

Why was the 1900's era sterotypical chinese man so happy to vote? 

 

 

It's er(l)ection day ! 

:lol: this makes me laugh more since the professor I'm doing research with has a "regit" chinese accent and I should totally have him say election day tomorrow

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