Kandoo Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 Big People Words A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big People' words." She then asked little Zach what he had done. I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the .." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandoo Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 WEDDING NIGHT Honeymoon at Home Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." ; After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calvintang Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modl...article&sid=857 what is 'robot chicken'?? voltron part http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KGa8_fI8KU...cle%26sid%3D857 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugglealufacus Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 show comes on adult swim which is cartoon networks night time line-up. they have some of the funniest things on there...a dance off between voltron and an enemy..voltron gets served and gets pissed..slices the enemy in half "whose left now biatch? huh?! HUH?!" robot chicken rulez.. just noticed...the episode i jus described is #9 on that list lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlowerKing Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Robot chicken is uber funny. A must see. Sealab 2021 is also a worthy watch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shatteredsteel Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 Robot chicken is uber funny. A must see.Sealab 2021 is also a worthy watch If you can ever find it on anymore...*sigh*glad I bought the DVD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fst h2o Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 My only complaint with Adult Swim is Naruto. Far too much Naruto in the lineup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Septem Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 They could show one episode of Naruto a year and it'd be too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fst h2o Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I found this very amusing. http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail143.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neezer Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I found this very amusing. http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail143.html Check out the lures and jigs one. very funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 So there were these two kids talking about whos parents were better. The first kid says, "My dad is better then yours, he can kick your dads butt" The second kid replies with "No he couldnt, my dad can lift a truck!" The first kid says "Well my dad can lift our house!" The second kid no dumbfounded say "Yeah...well...My mom is better then your mom!" The first kid smiles and says "Yeah, my dad says that too" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandoo Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Two Jewish men, Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?" Al replied, "I don't know. Let's ask our waiter." When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" The waiter said, "I don't know, Senor, I'll go ask the cook." He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, "No, sir, no Mexican Jews." Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos," gave the expected answer. "I will check again Senor," and went back to the kitchen. While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere." The waiter returned and said, "Senor, the head cook says, No Mexican Jews!" "Are you certain?", Al asked once again, "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!" "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter, "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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