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  1. oh my, oh my, oh my, lol what a post! lmao!!!
  2. AG or Momma can answer this one: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, without biting? ty
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    Home gyms?

    completely agree
  4. well i'll say two words about the above pics ooztuner: Catholic School and stoned lol
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    The DFI Street Lounge

    gl ace damn cold here this morning -18 below zero, so i'll take a pot of joe too to shove under me shirt lol
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    Whats a good RPG?

    everybodys different. depends on what u like. for me, i was a long ago fan of dragon warrior, final fantasy and ultima. im currently playing ffxi online. best game i've ever played.
  7. ... that the ugliest and oldest of the strippers, whose name Fat Mamma Bologna was known to many in the village and who walked with a very curious bow legged gait becasue of her occupation, let out a blood curdling screech!!!! Seems that one of her spinning pasties, you know the kind that twirl, got caught on the lower edge of her belly button, because her boobs hung too low, being the old bitty she was. Anyway, It was at that very moment when...
  8. ... that the ugliest and oldest of the strippers, whose name Fat Mamma Bologna was known to many in the village and who walked with a very curious bow legged gait becasue of her occupation, let out a blood curdling screech!!!! Seems that one of her spinning pasties, you know the kind that twirl, got caught on the lower edge of he belly button, because her boobs hung too low, being the old bitty she was. Anyway, It was at that very moment when...
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    My other job!

    /sigh the things people do for money ... lol
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    The DFI Street Lounge

    I have not had an easy time getting those parts. Sears wants an arm and a leg and so i ordered the part from a part warehouse. Come to find out that the connectors on the ends changed and they no longer make my part. So i had to snip the connectors from the old igniters and hot wire it . It was a pain. As i said, NEVER again! lol @Charilie: no need to worry about gas smell cause they don't use pilot lights anymore as far as i know.
  11. ...up to their neck in water within a huge cast iron pot that was seated over a roaring fire! Seems that during the blackout, the cannibals seized their helpless bodies and decided to have them for lunch!!! Everyone except AG. It was later understood that the fattest and yet wisest of the cannibals thought AG to be too skinny and worthwhile for the meal so they had him do a tap dance over hot coals instead to entertain them! While AG was doing his dance, members awoke in the pot. Charlie was the first to regain consciousness and said...
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    The DFI Street Cafe

    Oh, this is a nice place here ex. I'd nice a nice bear claw please and cup of jo.
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    i need health help.

    Charlie if i were in your shoes, I would not fool with this, I would see a good physician right away. I am not in any capacity a physician, nor am i giving any advice as such but here is what i found for you: _____________________________________________________________ Symptoms of tonsillitis or strep throat Sore throat Fever Headache Vomiting White patches in your throat or on your tonsils Pain when you swallow Swollen, red tonsils Sore glands in your jaw and throat If I have tonsillitis, will I need a tonsillectomy? Tonsillectomy is a surgery used to remove tonsils. Most people who have tonsillitis don't need a tonsillectomy. You might need a tonsillectomy if you get severe tonsillitis a lot or if your tonsils are too large and cause problems with your breathing. Your doctor can tell you if a tonsillectomy is needed. What tests may be used to find the cause of my sore throat? Your doctor may do a rapid strep test, a throat culture or both. A rapid strep test will give results fast--usually within about 15 minutes. But the test won't tell if your sore throat is caused by a bacterium other than Streptococcus or if it's caused by a virus. A throat culture takes longer--about 24 hours--but it's more accurate. If your doctor thinks you may have mono, he or she will probably do a blood test. Easing the pain of a sore throat Take acetaminophen, ibuprofen or naproxen. Gargle with warm salt water (1 teaspoon of salt per glass of water). Suck on throat lozenges or hard candy. Suck on flavored frozen desserts (such as Popsicles). Use a humidifier in your bedroom or other rooms you spend lots of time in. Drink lots of liquids. _____________________________________________________________
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