lowboy Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 She can't say pimp daddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPDMF Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 She can barely say Cliff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Septem Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Haha, my problem is that nobody can seem to spell my last name. I'm not saying what it is, but almost half the time it's spelled wrong, and it's always the same single-letter error, and we're talking about professional settings here. Oddly enough, my online pseudonym shares the exact same trait, and it's actually more annoying when people call me "Septum" than when they misspell my real last name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_inc Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Haha, my problem is that nobody can seem to spell my last name. I'm not saying what it is, but almost half the time it's spelled wrong, and it's always the same single-letter error, and we're talking about professional settings here. ditto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundx98 Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Do you pronounce it "ink" of "eye-nk", Evil? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReelFiles Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 I think it's short for incorporated. Thinking of "Damage Inc." by Metallica., correct me if I am wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReelFiles Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 fck on fngr typng LMFAO, but then I felt like a jerk because he really hurt himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundx98 Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 Subject: Gambling Blonde Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ..and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men..... are men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReelFiles Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 Nice, I don't think I would have noticed either, LOL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 Honest to goodness this type of thing has happened in real casinos. Normally it's done right at the sift change from swing to grave which is very early in the morning. The surveillance tapes are always very popular and sometimes worth the loss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandoo Posted August 8, 2006 Posted August 8, 2006 A Russian And A Redneck Wrestler Were Set To Square Off For The Olympic Gold Medal. Before The Final Match, The Redneck Wrestler's Trainer Came To Him And Said, "now, Don't Forget All The Research We've Done On This Russian. He's Never Lost A Match Because Of This 'pretzel' Hold He Has. Whatever You Do, Do Not Let Him Get You In That Hold! If He Does, You're Finished"; The Redneck Nodded In Acknowledgment. > > As The Match Started, The Redneck And The Russian Circled Each Other Several Times, Looking For An Opening. > > All Of A Sudden, The Russian Lunged Forward, Grabbing The Redneck And Wrapping Him Up In The Dreaded Pretzel Hold. A Sigh Of Disappointment Arose From The Crowd And The Trainer Buried His Face In His Hands, For He Knew All Was Lost. He Couldn't Watch The Inevitable Happen. Suddenly, There Was A Scream, Then A Cheer From The Crowd Andthe Trainer Raised His Eyes Just In Time To Watch The Russian Go Flying Up In The Air. His Back Hit The Mat With A Thud And The Redneck Collapsed On Top Of Him Making The Pin And Winning The Match. > > The Trainer Was Astounded. When He Finally Got His Wrestler Alone, He Asked, "how Did You Ever Get Out Of That Hold? No One Has Ever Done It Before!" > > The Wrestler Answered "well, I Was Ready To Give Up When He Got Me In That Hold But At The Last Moment, I Opened My Eyes And Saw This Pair Of Testicles Right In Front Of My Face. I Had Nothing To Lose So With My Last Ounce Of Strength I Stretched Ut My Neck And Bit Those Babies Just As Hard As I Could." > > So The Trainer Exclaimed, "that's What Finished Him Off?" "not Really. You'd Be Amazed How Strong You Get When You Bite Your Own Nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anospa Posted August 8, 2006 Posted August 8, 2006 Hhahaha, ... ouch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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