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A smart crack to make when someone gets something right...

 

"Hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day"

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A smart crack to make when someone gets something right...

 

"Hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day"

 

Except for digital clocks which usually are just dark. :rolleyes:

 

  • A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
     
    As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.
     
    The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman."

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1.He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant,and she was the east river..

2.The plan was simple,like my brother-in-law Phil, but unlike Phil, this plan just might work!!

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1.He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant,and she was the east river..

2.The plan was simple,like my brother-in-law Phil, but unlike Phil, this plan just might work!!

Ouch! Sounds like someone's been reading bad gumshoe novels.

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Hahaha! I never learned to reed..opps read?

1. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever!!

2. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze!!

3. Shots rang out, as shots are known to do!!

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Those MAC people are so cutting edge...

 

macbook-shutdown-fix.jpg

 

Looks like they just can't stand us Windows folks having fun without them!

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I hope this hasn't been said before and it's not really a joke but about 4 years ago I asked a friend what bios is and he gave me a laugh, he said a bisexual operating system.

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I hope this hasn't been said before and it's not really a joke but about 4 years ago I asked a friend what bios is and he gave me a laugh, he said a bisexual operating system.

 

That would make a good subject for the BIOS article on uncyclopedia.org. :D

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Another completely valid reason to hate Notre Dame!

 

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Sorry Brady Quinn. You get caught on camera with this face while singing your school's alma mater and the world is going to make fun of you.

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