Whats your cheesiest pick-up line ?

[dr_bowtie]

Hey Bowtie,

 

This was intended to use as pick up lines for hetrosexual relations.....................................

 

 

well you know what they say....

 

if you're a woman and walk into a bar and say...."I'll sleep with any one here" you're going home with a man....

 

if you're a man and walk into a bar and say...."I'll sleep with any one here" you're also going home with a man....lol

 

 

but I have never done that...woman only dude....sorry

 

I'd think for the guys the most common line would be...." pardon me but do you mind if I push in your stool...?" LOL

[Ryu Hayabusa]

Me: Wow you're beautiful. Do you have any italian in you?

 

Her: Ahh... No

 

Me: Do you want too?

 

Old one, but still a good one, and I was using it before Austin Powers.

[t0asty]

I like peanut butter................. wanna f--k?

[ekiM]

"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"

 

60% of the time, it works every time

[slick2500]

Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas can I go down between the holidays?

[Rokkaholik]

Never used it, but this ones funny....

 

 

That outfit is very becoming on you. If I were on you, id be cumming too!!!

[anthony]

Hi my name is ___

 

*pro- tip* insert your name

Edited September 2, 2010 by anthony

[krazypoloc]

"Hey there, wanna f--k?"

 

60% of the time it works every time.

 

EDIT: Damn it ekiM you beat me to the Anchorman joke.

Edited September 2, 2010 by krazypoloc

[Miek]

Nice legs. What time do they open?

[slick2500]

The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word.

[potatochobit]

I just got my full epic set and yesterday I won lot on KT

want to come over to my house and see him?

[malmsteenisgod]

 

I'd think for the guys the most common line would be...." pardon me but do you mind if I push in your stool...?" LOL

 

ROFL I see wut you did thur.