dr_bowtie Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 Hey Bowtie, This was intended to use as pick up lines for hetrosexual relations..................................... well you know what they say.... if you're a woman and walk into a bar and say...."I'll sleep with any one here" you're going home with a man.... if you're a man and walk into a bar and say...."I'll sleep with any one here" you're also going home with a man....lol but I have never done that...woman only dude....sorry I'd think for the guys the most common line would be...." pardon me but do you mind if I push in your stool...?" LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu Hayabusa Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 Me: Wow you're beautiful. Do you have any italian in you? Her: Ahh... No Me: Do you want too? Old one, but still a good one, and I was using it before Austin Powers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0asty Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 I like peanut butter................. wanna f--k? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekiM Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 "Does this smell like Chloroform to you?" 60% of the time, it works every time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slick2500 Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas can I go down between the holidays? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rokkaholik Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 Never used it, but this ones funny.... That outfit is very becoming on you. If I were on you, id be cumming too!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 (edited) Hi my name is ___ *pro- tip* insert your name Edited September 2, 2010 by anthony Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazypoloc Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 (edited) "Hey there, wanna f--k?" 60% of the time it works every time. EDIT: Damn it ekiM you beat me to the Anchorman joke. Edited September 2, 2010 by krazypoloc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miek Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 Nice legs. What time do they open? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slick2500 Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
potatochobit Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 I just got my full epic set and yesterday I won lot on KT want to come over to my house and see him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
malmsteenisgod Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 I'd think for the guys the most common line would be...." pardon me but do you mind if I push in your stool...?" LOL ROFL I see wut you did thur. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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