cpuz Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 you didnt think it was funny :confused: I thought is was funny Charlie (as cpuz takes another sip from his 10th martini) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 AG needs a vacation I need to learn some patience (cauces his is running out) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie22911 Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 I thought is was funny Charlie (as cpuz takes another sip from his 10th martini) OKAY THEN! here is another one: knock knock... who is there? banna. banna who? banna. banna who? orange. orange who? orange you glad i ain't say banna? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundx98 Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 ba -na -na banana not banna tell the truth, you and cpu-z are doin' shots aren't ya :nod: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceanSeasforMe Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 Banna White plays on wheel of fortune, don't yall watch tv. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowpro Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 What is Relative Humidity? "That is the sweat on your Balls when Fing your sister." Why do nipples have little bumps around em? thats brail for "Lick Here" What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand? "Quatro Sinko" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie22911 Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 ba -na -na banana not banna tell the truth, you and cpu-z are doin' shots aren't ya :nod: nah not really, mabye 40 or 50, nothing big. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundx98 Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discoveredseveral cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church. Peter, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task. The minister knew that Peter and Paul earned their living as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some bibles. But he had serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who had always kept to himself becausehe was embarrassed by his speech impediment. Poor Louis stuttered badly. But, not wanting to discourage Louis, the minister decided to let him try anyway. He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked with bibles. He asked them to meet with him and report the results of their door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday. Anxious to find out how successful they were, the minister immediately asked Peter, "Well, Peter, how did you make out selling our bibles last week?" Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Peter replied, "Using my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20 bibles, and here's the $200 I collected on behalf of the church." "Fine job, Peter!" The minister said, vigorously shaking his hand. "You are indeed a fine salesman and the Church is indebted to you." Turning to Paul, "And Paul, how many bibles did you sell for the church last week?" Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied," I am a professional salesman. I sold 28 bibles on behalf of thechurch, and here's $280 I collected." The minister responded, "That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You are truly a professional salesman and thechurch is also indebted to you." Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said, "And Louie, did you manage to sell any bibles last week?" Louie silently offered theminister a large envelope.. The reverend opned it and counted the contents. "What is this?" the minister exclaimed. "Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you suggesting that you sold 320 bibles for the church, door to door, in just one week? Louie just nodded. That's impossible!" both Peter and Paulsaid in unison. "We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10 times as many bibles as we could." "Yes, this does seem unlikely," the minister agreed. "I think you'd better explain how you managed to accomplish this, Louie." Louie shrugged. "I-I-I- re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know ff--for sh-sh-sh-sure," he stammered. Impatiently, Peter interrupted. "For crying out loud, Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!" "A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," Louis replied, "W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just l-l-l-l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blooz1 Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 That was GREAT! HAR! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 FEMA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blooz1 Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Dat's BEAUTIFUL, ExRoadie! You got THAT rite! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frallan Posted September 21, 2005 Posted September 21, 2005 Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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