red930 Posted October 10, 2005 This is un-called for and not humorous. Please remove it. A new father goes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red930 Posted October 10, 2005 I thought it was pretty funny...but then I shouldn't really be around other people... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smolt Posted October 10, 2005 andyc i dont see this very humorous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpuz Posted October 14, 2005 An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red930 Posted October 14, 2005 Your New Orleans guide to hurricane preparedness. _________________ Hurricane Survival Kit --------------------------- Toilet Paper - - - check Bud Light - - - check Keystone Ice - - - check Budweiser - - - check Red Dog - - - check Assorted other bottles of alcohol - - - check Piece of wood to float your chick and booze on - - - check Be Prepared! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grunt_Style Posted October 14, 2005 Q: How many Gears do French Tanks have? A: Five. 4 for reverse. 1 for foreward incase they get attacked from the rear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soundx98 Posted October 14, 2005 Living Large in the Big Easy. LOL 1 for foreward incase they get attacked from the rear. That was beautiful Grunt Style. Just spammed 50 people with that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Blooz1 Posted October 15, 2005 WARM Red Dog - mmmm! Great pic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red930 Posted October 15, 2005 I think the CrystalMeth takes the edge off of the hot beer. WARM Red Dog - mmmm! Great pic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Blooz1 Posted October 15, 2005 I think yer right about that one, ExRoadie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
