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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on

scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

 

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!

If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump

off this building."

 

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get

burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

 

The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna

sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

 

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and

cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw

a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the

bologna and jumped to his death as well.

 

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.

She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and

cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

 

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or

enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

 

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

 

The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

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Your New Orleans guide to hurricane preparedness.

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Hurricane Survival Kit

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Toilet Paper - - - check

 

Bud Light - - - check

 

Keystone Ice - - - check

 

Budweiser - - - check

 

Red Dog - - - check

 

Assorted other bottles of alcohol - - - check

 

Piece of wood to float your chick and booze on - - - check

 

Be Prepared!

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Living Large in the Big Easy. LOL

 

1 for foreward incase they get attacked from the rear.

 

That was beautiful Grunt Style. Just spammed 50 people with that.

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