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cpuz, April 20, 2005 in OCC Member's Lounge
good one. lol
This is un-called for and not humorous. Please remove it.
A new father goes...
I thought it was pretty funny...but then I shouldn't really be around other people...
andyc i dont see this very humorous.
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw
a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the
bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
Your New Orleans guide to hurricane preparedness.
Hurricane Survival Kit
Toilet Paper - - - check
Bud Light - - - check
Keystone Ice - - - check
Budweiser - - - check
Red Dog - - - check
Assorted other bottles of alcohol - - - check
Piece of wood to float your chick and booze on - - - check
Q: How many Gears do French Tanks have?
A: Five. 4 for reverse. 1 for foreward incase they get attacked from the rear.
Living Large in the Big Easy. LOL
1 for foreward incase they get attacked from the rear.
That was beautiful Grunt Style. Just spammed 50 people with that.
WARM Red Dog - mmmm!
I think the CrystalMeth takes the edge off of the hot beer.
WARM Red Dog - mmmm!
I think yer right about that one, ExRoadie!
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