good JOKE for ya...

[cal50]

Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

 

He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

 

Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

 

The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have .."

 

After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative so the black bear had his way with Bob.

 

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.

 

Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or I have . with you."

 

Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.

 

Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska managed to track down the grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

 

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

[red930]

LMAO!!!!!

 

(And Sheryl is laughing her butt off too!)

[PoppyMcShotgun]

THAT is some funny shiza!!

[Frallan]

Hunting huh??? LoL :dog:

[KroxX]

:nod: :shake:

[red930]

[soundx98]

For his birthday, little Tommy asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

 

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $180,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

 

The next morning the father saw little Tommy heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

 

Little Tommy told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

 

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $180,000 mortgage and no bike!"

 

[kemp427]

:nod: lol

[Frallan]

:dog:y style

[Guest Blooz1]

Good one!

[red930]

Cowasaki!

 

[red930]