Do You Read/eat In The Bathroom?

[Bleeble]

What, if anything, do you read in the bathroom? Newspapers, books, magazines, C++ class definitions, game manuals, toothpaste tubes, shampoo bottles, etc.

 

I'm referring to bathrooms/restroom in your house/apartment/whatever, not ones in public places.

 

If I've got a book that I'm reading, it comes with me. Yesterday I had a copy of MaximumPC. B:) But sometimes I have to improvise... that's when I go for the toothpaste, mouthwash, and shampoo.

 

I can understand reading in the bathroom, but not eating. I don't even want to open my mouth when I'm in there! Do you have any idea how much fecal matter flies around when you flush the toilet??

 

But I guess this isn't really an issue if you're a Superion like Zonar. "dang you, poop-machines!"

 

I have no idea why I made this poll. I'm just bored. I guess that's what two days without sleep gets you when your desktop started on fire and you can't play games on your crappy laptop.

[Ghost2520]

I always read the latest issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly in the solitude of my throne room!

Edited December 18, 2005 by Ghost2520

[ClayMeow]

I usually bring in an issue of PCGamer of Computer Gaming World (I have subscriptions to both). It may cause me to spend an extra 15 mins on the throne, but hey, when else would I have time to read?

[Kash]

I used to read a lot in the bathroom. I always took either a magazine or a book with me. My reading habits have tapered off a bit as of late however I need to start reading again, even if it's at a fraction of how much I used to

[dangerousfigure]

my wife yells at me all the time for pooping and eating,hell i take my dinner in there with a dinner tray lol hullbilly living FTW

[Tomatosauce]

You mean you can read somewhere ELSE besides the toilet?!?!?!?! I literally cannot poop without reading material. Its a necessity.

[Uber]

You mean you can read somewhere ELSE besides the toilet?!?!?!?! I literally cannot poop without reading material. Its a necessity. 

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me as well im always cetching up on my news/games in there

[jammin]

Don't do either generally (in the time it takes I'm not exactly going to get much reading done).

Sometimes I might read the labels on stuff in the bathroom, like shampoo and stuff, but thats about as far as it goes.

[General]

Over the past 2 years or so Ive read The entire LOTR trillogy and The Bourne Identity in the bathroom.

 

tried eating once and i felt so dirty afterwards I burshed my teeth.

[ccokeman]

Reading ......yes! Eating is a big no no!

[anthony]

I do neither..

 

but wow .. EATING What if... the crap came out with such force that it caused a huge spash.. and well your food just.. umm never mind

[Nerm]

I don't read, but I have been known to eat while on the crapper. lol