good JOKE for ya...

[Guest Gir]

sry, i'm just playing around with u. i hope u know that.

[calvintang]

 

For . and giggles

 

[Kilamon]

A policeman calmly interrupted a wayward drunk trying to get his door keys to fit into the street lamp.

 

"I guess no one's home," said the policeman.

 

The drunk says "Nope, I can see a light glowing upstairs."

[smolt]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage

bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and

every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

 

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling

out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go

back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

 

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "

Did you steal it?"

 

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the

parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's! a game, a lot of

fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each

time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or

off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

 

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....

[General Septem]

:confused:

 

im 16

May 2, 1990 and you're 16? Do they do it differently in Malaysia? :confused:

[Guest Gir]

May 2, 1990 and you're 16? Do they do it differently in Malaysia? :confused:

 

 

ya i know but i didnt say nething

[red930]

Every so often something original comes along that deserves more eyes.

 

As always the content meets the forum rules for content and thankfully there are no ads on the page.

 

Enjoy!

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1329362959167995041

[tweak50]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4...0&q=lazy+sunday

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

 

Both of these videos deserve a look. Pretty funny stuff if you ask me.

[calvintang]

May 2, 1990 and you're 16? Do they do it differently in Malaysia? :confused:

 

dont get what your trying to tell me..... pm me?

now im very curious bout that 'joke' :mad:

[General Septem]

dont get what your trying to tell me..... pm me?

now im very curious bout that 'joke' :mad:

I mean if you were born in 1990, you should be 15, and in your case almost 16 in a few months. I only know this because I was born in '89 and I'm going to be 17. But I also know there are places in the world that consider you to be a year older at the new year, or consider you to be 1 when you're first born or something. And how do you think the cherry got "pushed up"?

[calvintang]

now is 2006... thats just how i think anyway... anyway i still dont get that joke.. tell me in detail??

[General Septem]

now is 2006... thats just how i think anyway... anyway i still dont get that joke.. tell me in detail??

It's not funny if you explain it.

 

Come to think of it, it's really not that funny to begin with anyway. :tooth: