Psywar Posted July 7, 2003 Posted July 7, 2003 well more like pick up lines.. "I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?" "Your face is real symmetrical And your nostils are so nice I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl So I could see you twice" "Do you believe in love at first sight Or should I walk by again? My love for you'd like diarrhea I just can't hold it in" "You're absolutely perfect Don't speak now, you might spoil it Your eyes are even bluer Than the water in my toilet" "You must have fallen from heaven That would explain how you messed up your face" "Well, how'd you get through security? 'Cause, baby, you're the bomb" "Girl, you must be Jamaican Because Jamaican me crazy" thats it! check out weird al - wanna be your lover on his new cd poodle hat.. the cd roxx0rz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badams66 Posted July 7, 2003 Posted July 7, 2003 "Girl, you must be JamaicanBecause Jamaican me crazy" You missed a word in that one i think! Im pretty sure its saposed to be "because you're jamacian me crazy" and i only use one pick up line... "I'll give you candy if you f* me!" lol, hasn't worked yet but ill keep you all posted P.S. If someone never noticed....i was joking! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiKiGoD Posted July 7, 2003 Posted July 7, 2003 If I told you I liked your body, would you hold it against me? Your dad must have been a baker because you have some really nice buns. Was your dad a burglar, because I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypicalSloan Posted July 7, 2003 Posted July 7, 2003 some of those are good. its Ja make in me crazy not you're ja make in me crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VolcomPimp Posted July 7, 2003 Posted July 7, 2003 this one works great for g/f's moms, teachers, girls etc.... "Girl you are so fine I will take you anywhere in the world..... as long as you pay for half...." or instead of 'anywhere in the world' you say 'out to dinner anywhere'... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiph0pan0nym0usx Posted July 8, 2003 Posted July 8, 2003 this one works great for g/f's moms, teachers, girls etc.... "Girl you are so fine I will take you anywhere in the world..... as long as you pay for half...." or instead of 'anywhere in the world' you say 'out to dinner anywhere'... lol, i love it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticaFLM Posted July 8, 2003 Posted July 8, 2003 Yeeah..those should work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrusk Posted July 8, 2003 Posted July 8, 2003 "You must have fallen from heavenThat would explain how you messed up your face" two words.... brown bag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost2520 Posted July 8, 2003 Posted July 8, 2003 This ones kind of old cause I have heard a lot of people say it... Excuse me, do you work for the UPS? (She says no) Oh I thought you did cause I saw you inspecting my package. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mist Posted July 8, 2003 Posted July 8, 2003 Hmmm u want insulting pickup lines look up monty python and look for the dirty hungarian phrase book sketch there are some great ones there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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