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Quotes To Say To Your Lover!


Psywar
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well more like pick up lines..

 

"I don't have a library card

But do you mind if I check you out?"

 

"Your face is real symmetrical

And your nostils are so nice

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl

So I could see you twice"

 

"Do you believe in love at first sight

Or should I walk by again?

My love for you'd like diarrhea

I just can't hold it in"

 

"You're absolutely perfect

Don't speak now, you might spoil it

Your eyes are even bluer

Than the water in my toilet"

 

"You must have fallen from heaven

That would explain how you messed up your face"

 

"Well, how'd you get through security?

'Cause, baby, you're the bomb"

 

"Girl, you must be Jamaican

Because Jamaican me crazy"

 

thats it! check out weird al - wanna be your lover on his new cd poodle hat.. the cd roxx0rz :)

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"Girl, you must be Jamaican

Because Jamaican me crazy"

You missed a word in that one i think! Im pretty sure its saposed to be "because you're jamacian me crazy"

 

and i only use one pick up line...

"I'll give you candy if you f* me!"

 

lol, hasn't worked yet but ill keep you all posted ;)

 

P.S.

If someone never noticed....i was joking! :lol:

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If I told you I liked your body, would you hold it against me?

 

Your dad must have been a baker because you have some really nice buns.

 

Was your dad a burglar, because I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

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this one works great for g/f's moms, teachers, girls etc....

 

"Girl you are so fine I will take you anywhere in the world.....

as long as you pay for half...."

 

or instead of 'anywhere in the world' you say 'out to dinner anywhere'...

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this one works great for g/f's moms, teachers, girls etc....

 

"Girl you are so fine I will take you anywhere in the world.....

as long as you pay for half...."

 

or instead of 'anywhere in the world' you say 'out to dinner anywhere'...

lol, i love it

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