Guest ihatestanwood Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 well geuss what guys? I've got some good news and some bad news. the good news is that I talked to Kim. And shes kinda weird. The bad news is that she listens to Death Metal. And I hate metal. I hung out with her at lunch and I even gave her my bagel. and she held my hand. I have never had my hand helt before and it was kinda weird. I was sweating like crazy. Then at the end of the day I asked her out. she said "yes" so now im realy excited and this morning I kissed her on the cheek and now im extremely happy and now im the coolest kid in my cooking class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliix Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 (edited) eye eye captain! there ya go! you did it congradulations! Edited May 19, 2005 by aliix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Frankenstein Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 i used to fancy this girl once she looked like a goth and didnt really talk much , it was later on i realised what she really was when i shook her hand and it fell off..... DEAD in other words be carefull women are not always what they seem, that go's for all of em Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exeter_acres Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Wow....this thread is up there in the list of...umm.... most "unique" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_cow Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Lets see....Balding.. eyepatch.... unibrow.......... Yep sounds like a man to me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Raven65 Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 I need some help.......Im having some uh girl problems. Theres this girl down the road who has an eye patch. And it kinda turns me on. but anyway I want her to notice me. Cause I wave to her in the halls but she just looks the other way. I dont know what to do. I think im in love and I want to have a girlfriend. All the cool kids at my school have girlfriends and I want to be cool. 479269[/snapback] Bro, how old r u? buy her a rose and give it to her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
p8baller07 Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 Bro, how old r u? buy her a rose and give it to her. 479969[/snapback] she might eat it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Poopsicle Boy Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 wow great joke your so funny. funny like jim carey funny. maybe even jerry seinfeld funny. wow your my idol. i hate you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
martymcfly Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 wow great joke your so funny. funny like jim carey funny. maybe even jerry seinfeld funny. wow your my idol. i hate you. 479978[/snapback] no really, youre stupid, poop and im also with stupid in the sense that the thread staqrter is the aforementioned adjective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoLoDreaM Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 and now im extremely happy and now im the coolest kid in my cooking class. 479777[/snapback] THATS NOT SAYING MUCH... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flareback Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 this thread has got to be the funniest thing i've read in a while. Man if you're serious, umm, don't worry about it. Take it slow, get to know her, don't sweat it. Don't get too nosey about why she has a patch, or a unibrow, if she wants you to know she'll tell you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsinister Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 (edited) wow guys this snatch is freakin hott. id be all over that....... uh just messin, i dont dig bald pirates with unibrows, just not my style. if there is any chance in the world that this is real, then good job i guess dude..... uh .....pound that shat you should buy here a wooden peg leg for her birthday, and maybe some rogain and oh yea, a razor or something, maybe that would help her out. make sure you tell her to look at you with both eyes when she is takling to you. ................man.... wtf this thread rocks Edited May 20, 2005 by mrsinister Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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