Whats your cheesiest pick-up line ?

[Nyt]

Hello guys ,

So this thread is basically what the title states .What is the cheesiest pick-up line you have heard ? Remember to keep it as clean as possible.

Heres mine : Was your dad a farmer? Because you sure have great melons.

Whats your's ?

[El_Capitan]

Do you like plums? How about a date?

[ebarone]

I have no cheesy ones... inappropriate ones are more my forte.

[fire_storm]

I have no cheesy ones... inappropriate ones are more my forte.

[joel.monteiro]

I dont have a pick up line ,i just come clean,who u acually use these lines?

[El_Capitan]

I use them on my girlfriend, to which she replies, "Why am I dating you?"

[JBags]

My girlfriend got this one from some random guy the other day:

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?... Enough to break the ice."

 

And this one i heard from my friend:

"Hi, my name's Doug. That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped in it."

[HarryTaco]

Wow,, I dont think ive ever tried a P/U line. Usually its just "Hi, Im Dave." then its just "wing it" from there. Im extremely happy with my success rate as I look back at my life. Some guys have hobbies, some guys main interest is fame, money, power. Mine has always been Women.

[wevsspot]

Hi,

 

You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across................

[dr_bowtie]

I have used 2 of them....and they work believe it or not....

 

1) "are you going to do me tonight or not?" walked up to random woman and 9 out of 10 might slap you but there is always 1 who says why not?

 

2) " do you know the difference between a Blow-j** and a Big_Mac...? wanna go on a date to McDonalds?

 

again....its just darn funny

 

I should say the Canadian in me makes me say it....and the French in me makes me follow it thru...lol

[wevsspot]

Hey Bowtie,

 

This was intended to use as pick up lines for hetrosexual relations.....................................

[slick2500]

Wanna make an easy $50 bucks.