Nyt Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 Hello guys , So this thread is basically what the title states .What is the cheesiest pick-up line you have heard ? Remember to keep it as clean as possible. Heres mine : Was your dad a farmer? Because you sure have great melons. Whats your's ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El_Capitan Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 Do you like plums? How about a date? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebarone Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 I have no cheesy ones... inappropriate ones are more my forte. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire_storm Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 I have no cheesy ones... inappropriate ones are more my forte. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joel.monteiro Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 I dont have a pick up line ,i just come clean,who u acually use these lines? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El_Capitan Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 I use them on my girlfriend, to which she replies, "Why am I dating you?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBags Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 My girlfriend got this one from some random guy the other day: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?... Enough to break the ice." And this one i heard from my friend: "Hi, my name's Doug. That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped in it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryTaco Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 Wow,, I dont think ive ever tried a P/U line. Usually its just "Hi, Im Dave." then its just "wing it" from there. Im extremely happy with my success rate as I look back at my life. Some guys have hobbies, some guys main interest is fame, money, power. Mine has always been Women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wevsspot Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 Hi, You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_bowtie Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 I have used 2 of them....and they work believe it or not.... 1) "are you going to do me tonight or not?" walked up to random woman and 9 out of 10 might slap you but there is always 1 who says why not? 2) " do you know the difference between a Blow-j** and a Big_Mac...? wanna go on a date to McDonalds? again....its just darn funny I should say the Canadian in me makes me say it....and the French in me makes me follow it thru...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wevsspot Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 Hey Bowtie, This was intended to use as pick up lines for hetrosexual relations..................................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slick2500 Posted September 2, 2010 Posted September 2, 2010 Wanna make an easy $50 bucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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