"Old Sayings"

[Coors]

"Steppin' and fetchin' like his hair's on fire and his butt is ketchin'" is a racial slur based upon the character Stepin Fetchit.

 

"Stepin Fetchit - servile, shiftless, low-intelligence black man"

 

link goodness...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stepin_Fetchit

It's also a line from an old CDB song.

[Evil_inc]

As dumb as a box of rocks

 

dumber than a bag of door knobs

 

Funny as a crutch and twice as dutch

[boywander]

Just dropping by (1) out of the blue (2), to add my nickel-two cents/tuppence (3) etc.

Sorry, had to be done.

Decent ones...

 

This were all fields

In my day... - for example "...you'd be shot for less."

[Any WW stories in the local]

"Let's blow this fascist popsicle stand!"

 

Friend who's back in the secure unit again (true, sadly) - It's rabbits out of the hat, mate.

+ Needs must when the devil vomits into your kettle. (Blackadder)

+ I reserve the right to contradict myself.

That's a whole different... - countless ones, ex. " ...kettle of fish."

 

Literary ones (guess)

 

I'd sit with a sick parrot tonight.

She was as crazy as two waltzing mice.

They say he's so crooked he crap turds the shape of pretzels.

 

Delete as appropriate, people.

[old_geekster]

Here's a couple:

 

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

 

She looks like she's been whooped with an ugly stick.

 

I just had a brain-fart!

[MoJo Risin&#39]

You fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

LOL. Yep, that's me.

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That’s a horse of a different color.

 

You have to learn how to walk before you can run.

 

You can kiss my royal a$$.

 

If you want to play, you have to pay.

 

It’s time to pay the piper.

 

If you had a brain, it would be lonely.

 

Your head is thick as a brick and half as quick.

 

Have you lost your marbles?

 

If you keep this crap up, I’ll:

hit you so hard your head will spin.

knock you into next week.

send you to Siberia.

 

A stitch in time, saves nine. (Ben Franklin)

[dr_bowtie]

not the brightest peanut in the turd....

 

sphincter says what..?

 

and to turn the tables...

 

"A man never stood so tall as when he stooped to help a cripled child"...I always liked that saying....it's from the Shrieners...

[Cooler]

To describe something fast, like one of his old motorcycles

“Runs like a stripe-ed assed ape”[/i]

Perhaps a variation of this?:

"Runs like a raped ape"

[petercintn]

Here's what my dad used to tell me,

 

You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel.

[red930]

You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel.

BWAAAH

 

I love that one!

[centy]

Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

 

As much use as a chocolate teapot.

 

She has got a face like a robbers dog chewing a wasp.

 

If you had brains, you'd be dangerous.

 

He is not the fastest stepping in the batch.

[jcarno]

You're about as subtle as a train wreck.

[Branjo]

I'll beat you like you stole something.

If I had a face like yours, I'd teach my butt to talk

Your as useful as a glass hammer.

You have a face like a well slapped arse.

I would'nt trust you as far as I could throw you.

As happy as a dog with two dicks

Your so ugly you have to be 21 to look at you.

Fit as a butchers dog.

Your just pissin in the wind.

High as a kite / Drunk as a monkey / Dumb as an Ox,

That big girl has more chin's than a chinese phone directory.

Your so tight you squeak when you walk / Tight as a ducks butt

He would roll over his dying mother to hump his sister.

Mouth is as dry as an arabs sandal

Straight as a dogs hind leg.

Do you kiss your kids goodnight with that mouth.

Your confusing me with someone who actually gives a !@#$ <---- personal favourite