ReelFiles Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 I loved that one here's a real life example; 6 hours of file transfers between 5 different machines heated this POS router up nicely. It kept my coffee warm, the whole time because I forgot that I left it there. Obviously it wasn't hot, but I was pretty impressed that it kept it somewhat warm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReelFiles Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Francis Harris / London Telegraph | July 13 2006 Al-Qa'eda is planning to attack a mule festival, ice-cream parlours, a kangaroo conservation centre and "a beach at the end of a street", according to America's latest list of terrorist targets. The 77,000-item list was compiled by the much-criticised Department of Homeland Security. An audit by the department's inspector general said that 11,000 of the sites met the required level of a target of national significance and that 32,000 did not. The importance of the rest was unclear. The department asked state authorities to identify which sites "if attacked would result in catastrophic loss of life and/or catastrophic economic loss". But the guidelines issued by officials were so unclear that the 50 states often failed to understand what the department required. While some gave the names and addresses of potential targets, others simply provided general information such as "school" and "restaurant". Among the supposed targets were the American society of young musicians, a bourbon festival, an insect zoo, Old McDonald's petting zoo, a shop called Amish County Popcorn and a theological seminary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 You gotta love a creative bum! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReelFiles Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Hehe, I liked one I saw in NYC; I ain't gonna lie, I need money for cigarettes and booze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 I thought I would add something that might clear up the whole Zidane issue The incident... ...as seen by the Germans ...as seen by the French ...as seen by the Italians ...as seen by the Americans ...as seen in The Matrix The show is only as good as my bandwidth holds out. Enjoy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReelFiles Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 OMG, that's funny as hell. I like the terrorist one. This one shows the events leading up to what really happened. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1i_l0OeeMc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPDMF Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Answer below* Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 The Evolution of Teaching Math Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math in 1960: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? Teaching Math in 1970: A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set "M" of money. The cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M." The set "C", the cost of production contains 20 fewer points than set "M." Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M" and answer the following question: What is the cardinality of the set "P" of profits? Teaching Math in 1980: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. Teaching Math in 1990: By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the Logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the trees? There are no wrong answers. Teaching Math in 2000: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $120. How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $6000? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReelFiles Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 Sadly, this is more like the truth than a joke....LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandoo Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 A young man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had . with Nookie Green every week for the last month. The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Now go out and say three Hail Mary's Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had . with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months. This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood." the sinner replies. "Very well, sighs the priest "Go & say ten Hail Mary's At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous blonde woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the Priest! Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes & very short dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy & whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandoo Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 gotta have one or two of these for BBQ's:) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Septem Posted July 16, 2006 Posted July 16, 2006 lmao, I've got to get me a couple of those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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