Shadowfactor Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Well here's my Cents your some Wannabe Computer nerd and WEll You like pokemon and well You say your 16 but your Profile says your only 15. So GO home , and go Hump your Eye patch girl while getting anal by pokemon and Leave us alone oh ya I dont care if I get warned It's totally worth it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionix Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 she doesn't notice you because she only has one eye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzidom Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 (edited) Approach her from the correct side, otherwise you may startle her, remember also, because she only has one eye she has no distance perspective, therefore if you stand too far away she'll just think you are really small, so to recap, approach at 45 degrees and stand real close then proceed to tell her that head hair is overrated with so many interesting hats available and that you think it only fitting that she should have a single brow, what with her single optic organ etc, DO NOT at any point mention your boner, which if visible through your clothing attempt to position to her blind side. If this doesn't work, as a joke, yank her patch over her other (good) eye and push her backwards, she'll go out with you for sure when you've both finished laughing (tip, don't look at her bad eye when you've done this, you might barf) Edited May 18, 2005 by guzzidom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
silkster Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 LMAO, wow this day just gets better and better.. an eye patch girl that turns u on?? This is a joke right? Spammer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfactor Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Well here's my Cents your some Wannabe Computer nerd and WEll You like pokemon and well You say your 16 but your Profile says your only 15. So GO home , and go Hump your Eye patch girl while getting anal by pokemon and Leave us alone oh ya I dont care if I get warned It's totally worth it 479464[/snapback] Read my post My post owns everyones post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
silkster Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 ^^ na actually the post that had me bust laughing was nonothing when he said "ok,first go up to this pirate girl, and talk to her, get to know her, how can you know you are in love if all you know is that you are weird and hey eye patch give you a boner" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerm Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Im not a freak I just think it realy fits her unibrow and she is so hot. I think it is normal to dig chiks with eye patches. but the only thing I dont like about her is that shes kind of balding.by the way her name is Kim and shes a babe. HOLLA HOLLA 479415[/snapback] *dies laughing* hahaha....roflmao!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardnrg Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 roflcopter. 479460[/snapback] roflcopter indeed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeMachine Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 buy her a cracker for that partiot! well girls like outgoing guys i guess, take things reall slow , until u feel liek its picking up and by the time u know it things would be pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
p8baller07 Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 I need some help.......Im having some uh girl problems. Theres this girl down the road who has an eye patch. And it kinda turns me on. but anyway I want her to notice me. Cause I wave to her in the halls but she just looks the other way. I dont know what to do. I think im in love and I want to have a girlfriend. All the cool kids at my school have girlfriends and I want to be cool. 479269[/snapback] Oh good lord, i never laughed so hard in my life... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
asus Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 poke out her other eye.. and say your blind to.. and do you want to walk with me lol.. well.. i have a friend who has 1 eye.. "retnoblastoma" i guess its a fake eye, it moves and everything, exept it does not dialate.. and when one is red.. the other is just plain white.. its no big deal.. just go up to her and ask her out.. or just start a conversation.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
p8baller07 Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 poke out her other eye.. and say your blind to.. and do you want to walk with me lol.. well.. i have a friend who has 1 eye.. "retnoblastoma" i guess its a fake eye, it moves and everything, exept it does not dialate.. and when one is red.. the other is just plain white.. its no big deal.. just go up to her and ask her out.. or just start a conversation.. 479615[/snapback] " Nice patch... ...Wanna %$c#? " haha Oh man, this post is great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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