What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard?

[ReelFiles]

Ouch, lol

[General Septem]

"they have mp4 players now?" (said as if under the impression that mp4 is a new version of mp3)

[taowulf]

Ouch, lol

 

 

I found that gem on the Danger Den fourms....i had answered another one of the guys questions, and somehow missed the "no TIM" comment.

 

How do you manage to piece together a computer and water cooling setup and NEVER ONCE REALIZE you should be using some sort of TIM?

 

HOW?

 

MY mind boggles, for sure.

[radodrill]

How do you manage to piece together a computer and water cooling setup and NEVER ONCE REALIZE you should be using some sort of TIM?

 

only having used stock coolers that had TIM applied at the factory

[General Septem]

"Times it by..."

 

It's multiply, MULTIPLY DAMMIT!

[red930]

I just heard this from a coworker:

 

"The picture won't fit into the cell (Excel spreadsheet), its too big."

 

[Devil 07]

me: Who talked Dave into buying a Mac?

IT guy: I dunno, It wasn't me

me: Well, why did he get a Mac?

IT guy: Because his PC did what they always do

me: Which is?

IT guy: It F**ked up

me: It was the hard drive. I replaced it and it works fine

IT guy: So

me: So wait, you think hardware failure is a PC thing?

IT guy: (blank stare)

me: (walks away wondering what 5% of computer users would do with their lives if Steve Jobs never existed.)

 

Just to clarify, our IT guy is one of the most knowledgeable Pro Tools guys in Nashville, but he is also the epitome of Apple Fanboyism.

[Guest r3d c0m3t]

A 7-series Quadro will outperform any GeForce 8-series GPU, and it will eat up (eat up <--- make a note of this) Crysis.

The re-released GTS is not a G92 core.

Again, the re-released GTS is not a G92, and the only difference between the new and old is the PCI-E 2.0 interface and the new reference HSF.

 

All of this taken from various reviewers opinions from Newegg, all of these people designate their tech level as "high."

 

I'm not one to bash unless provoked, but what?!

[s1ick]

please linky thats brilliant.

[Guest r3d c0m3t]

please linky thats brilliant.

 

http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductRevie...m=N82E168141502

 

There ya' go. :tooth:

 

I'm "Renown" and I might be mistaken but "Taowolf51" might be our very own.

 

I realize that's a dead link (for whatever reason)...

 

Let's do it this way...

 

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx...N82E16814150261

[taowulf]

http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductRevie...m=N82E168141502

 

There ya' go. :tooth:

 

I'm "Renown" and I might be mistaken but "Taowolf51" might be our very own.

 

I realize that's a dead link (for whatever reason)...

 

Let's do it this way...

 

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx...N82E16814150261

 

taowolf51 is not me. It is nice to know I have imitators out there....sorta.

 

Andy 109 pwnd by XFX -

 

Manufacturer Response:Actually that video card does in fact have the G92 GPU. If you have any questions regarding this or any other of our products please feel free to contact us via phone at 800-880-3225 or at our websits www.xfxforce.com.

[red930]

I just had a buddy arguing that AMD was stupid for releasing the PHENOM processor with three cores on it. Making sure to point out that the product was simply a quad core with one of the cores turned off.

 

He was laughing to himself about how lame having THREE cores was because it wasn't an even number of cores like a dual or quad core processor.

 

I then pointed out that he'd been using computers with an odd number of cores for years.

 

He actually shouted that I was crazy.

 

So I reminded him that before dual and quad cores there was only a single core on a processor and ONE is an odd number of cores.

 

He just hung the phone up.

 

Big dummy!