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Now we have the " Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service".

 

Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F. A. T. A. S. S. The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.

 

I feel safer already

 

LOL :beer

 

I like that :nod:

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This is a new one I heard just the other day:

 

Person: Hm. I just brought this new power supply but it doesn't seem to work.

 

Me: Have you checked to see if the motherboard connectors are in tight?

 

Person: Yes.

 

Me: Hmm...have you plugged in the power cord?

 

Person: No. I didn't think I would have to.

 

- I just don't know what to say, maybe he thought it'd turn on wirelessly? :confused:

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  • 1 month later...

lol that some funny stuff - mostly because I could totally see him doing that

 

He would put cheese on a plate, microwave it, pour some ketchup and mustard and stir it all up and eat it. Weird cat, lemme tell ya.

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  • 4 weeks later...

wow...

 

aint no way....

 

I really like mario brothers games....especially mario kart...but I dont own any cuz I refuse to pay big bucks for something I'll only play for a few days...

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