watsonte Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 These are all very hilarious, there really is an endless amount of these...I didnt get a chance to go through and check out locations...but Id like to see some from those of you over seas... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken Joe Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 The problem with arguing with an idot is that no one else can tell who is the stupid one. If it moves and it shouldnt duc tape it if it doesnt move and it should WD40. he is crooked as a lawyer. Just say no to _______ Driving like a cop on the way to the donut shop. Like polishing a turd. Take off the beer goggles. _________ are a a lot like cowpadies they are easer to pick up the older they get. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollietwinam Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 You wouldn't know common sense if it came up behind you, shouted your name, hit you round the back of your head with a baseball bat, and ran off with your wallet.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anospa Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 "Know it like the back of my hand." This one really makes no sense, I look down at my hands and see something at the back I've never seen before every time I look at them... Plenty of others, but can't think of any right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyvie Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 All from my gramps... To describe something fast, like one of his old motorcycles “Runs like a stripe-ed assed ape” An ugly woman, I never understood this one “She could open a jar of pickles just by looking at it” Too many of something or someone “You couldn’t swing a dead cat without hitting ___” Instead of “why not” “Might as well, I can’t dance and it’s too windy to haul rocks” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 If those were the rules of DFI-Street they would have bit you. Wait, they did bite you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shatteredsteel Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 "She looks like a common whore/whore on payday" "Eatin' ain't cheatin'" And my favorite: (After incurring a minor injury) Workers Comp!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReelFiles Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 Making fun of my boss' slapjobs, when I was working in construction, installing drywall; "Eyeball Drywall: We stand behind our work. (Just not underneath it) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_bowtie Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 he/she is a couple fries short of a "Happy Meal" ( .... sometimes the hamburger too) The wheels turning...but the hampster is dead..... Hey...your village called...their Idiots missing....... I think he/she is 2 sheets short of a full wipe..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoJo Risin' Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 You want sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between Sh*thead and Syphilis. You’ve got a better chance getting an audience with the Queen of England. If “Ifs” and “Buts” were fruit and nuts, it always would be Christmas. Well. That’s a deep subject. (Think about it, it’s corny.) And as we get older: Every day above ground is good. You can’t bull crap a bullsh*tter. Go peddle your . somewhere else. You think you have it tough? When I was your age ….. You want to play hardball, welcome to the major leagues! When you pay the bills, you can make the rules. He who dies with the most toys wins. (Sarcasm) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Games Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 heh If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'! he doesn't know . from Shinolah (I don't really understand this one but it was popular in my family) couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag (one of my favorites haha) a gold plated turd is still a turd (this is one you will see me use a lot around here!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blooz1 Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 H_G - "Shinola" is/was a brand of shoepolish. Some that were real popular with locals when I lived in Fla - "Slicker than owl snot on a glass doorknob" "Dumb as a stump" "Dumber than a box of rocks" "Steppin' and fetchin' like his hair's on fire and his butt is ketchin'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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