Guest culinist Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 ....the call went through it was routed to a labotatory high in the Andes mountains, it was answered by a short....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RGone Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 answered in the short Andes? G_W don't live nowhar near no Andeez mountens? What, how, can this be? Quick. Help. Got tuh get for... Hole on AG for...is on the way! RGone... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nothing Posted July 15, 2004 Posted July 15, 2004 "I'm going to run a few diagnostic tests on you. It's been a while since I've seen you Momma..... or any of the droid9 beta's." The droid9 beta-- A few years ago, three were manufactured to test the new high-performance line of .-droids Oskar and associates were working on at the time. They were sent to various members of an exclusive group of .-droid beta testers to see how they react in "real-world" scenarios. Overall, the tests were a success. A few software glitches were found. Most notable was a strange tendency to argue with the owner and say "niner" repeatedly when it could not comprehend something. Programmers changed "niner" to "OOOH, that is SOOO sexy" and called it good. With some minor cosmetic changes and the addition of some UV reactive components, the "droid9 beta" went to production. Released under the name "LapParty Ultra" it quickly became a best seller. Large quantities were purchased by Frat houses, escort services and various government agencies for *ahem* 'testing purposes'. Yes, AG was one of the testers who received a droid9 beta. He had tested many previous models but none compared to the droid9. And, as is the fate of many .-droid beta testers, he fell for her. When it was time to send her back, he begged and pleaded for Oskar to let him keep her. Oskar tried to explain to AG that the droid9 was never intended for everyday domestic use. "It's more of a 'party droid'" he would say. "She wasn't programmed to be for just one person. She's going to be hanging on every person who comes near her." AG wouldn't listen and kept saying "It'll work, it'll work. I'll find a way." Oskar sighed at the loss of yet another beta tester, but eventually agreed to let AG keep his droid9 he'd named 'Momma'. "Well.... it appears that everything is in order. Your diagnostic led's aren't showing any errors and your 'Hockey Appreciation' upgrade seems to be intact. I guess I'm going to have to open you up to see if it's a hardware problem." As Oskar reaches to open a small panel behind Momma's left ear, she lets out a terrible shreik. Oskar narrowly avoids a karate chop and quickly steps behind Momma and hits her power switch. She falls to the ground. Oskar sighs and continues his diagnosis. "Aha..... the X35 mod. I'd better call RGone." Oskar grabs his cell phone and starts dialing. "Yeah.... RGone, it's Oskar. Uh, yeah... Momma found me. It looks like AG did the X35 mod and he's got her cranked down so tight that she freaks when anyone other than him touches her. Yeah, it looks bad. I figured I should call you since no one knows more about the X35 mod than you......." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 But then, they hear several *SNAP*s and Momma is moving again, but this time, in non-aggressive manner. She lovingly hugs A_G and touches the face of RGone.... Thought I would give this old thread some new life... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Games Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Both Angry and Rgone are not exactly sure what just happened...and there seemed to be something very wrong with the crazy-eyed bot that stood before them. The momma-bot opened her mouth at just that moment and said the strangest thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 What does Megahurtz mean???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 Looks like this thread is dying again. Whoops! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickyJ Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 And as Angry and RGone sat there with looks of disbelief, the Momma-bot says: "I must have been h4x0r3d by Wu. Have we really been standing here for a whole Earth year??" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest culinist Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 And with that, the bot begins to emit a low keening sound that turns AG and RGones,..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickyJ Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 ...into newts. ... They got better. In exchange for making them better, the scary Knights made them chop down the largest tree in the forest with... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 ....a butter knife. Yes, a butter knife. Well, they grunted, and they groaned, muttered and moaned...even RAISED THEIR FISTS IN ANGER!, but were determined and managed to accomplish that dreadfully, horrible, vile task. and as if painstakingly cutting that tree with a butter knife wasn't challenge enough for AG and RGone, these dreadful knights would not allow any kind of respite or reprieve, no sir. The knights continued with their dubious antics and announced to AG and RGone to take said fallen tree and carve... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 'DFI-Street ROCKS!' into said tree's bark. But alas, RGone's butter knife broke, injuring him slightly. As the wheelbarrow medics were taking him away, he shouted: "I'm not dead! 'Tis only a flesh wound. I feel fine!" (Author's Note: Yeah, yeah, I take the full blame for the shameless reference to a Monty Python movie ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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