mikey390 Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Take your time! And please remember to send a poastcard, and maybe give me a phone call when you get close to town on your return! 478910[/snapback] Don't forget, you also need some time to heal up after all those smacks you have recieved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigred Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 bring care bears with you! dogs LOVE stuffed toys like that to chew up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC10281982B Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Ownd! I think we gotta hand this one to BigRed. Dog 1 Carebear 0. I wonder what the lizard would do.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigred Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 oh do they LOVE to chew stuff like that. barney has been killed and eaten a few times, elmo (oh that one was bad), sponge bob, and a few others that my daughter had were all savagely mauled and eaten by them. now if they'd only do that with the cat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticaFLM Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 How to use an ATM machine... Bosco's Way 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt 6. Wind up window 7. Drive off. CelticaFLM's Way 1. Drive up to cash machine 2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine 3. Re-start stalled engine 4. Wind down the window 5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card 6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror 7. Attempt to insert card into machine 8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car 9. Insert card 10. Re-insert card the right way up 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page 12. Enter PIN 13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN 14. Enter amount of cash required 15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror 16. Retrieve cash and receipt 17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside 18. Place receipt in back of cheque book 19. Re-check make-up again 20. Drive forward two metres 21. Reverse back to cash machine 22. Retrieve card 23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided 24. Re-check make-up 25. Re-start stalled engine and move off 26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles 27. Release hand brake And everybody wants to know why it takes women so long to get things done sheesh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterRex862 Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Blasphemy! How dare you deface a care bear. 478906[/snapback] Carebears SUCK. Rabid CareBears; on the other hand, own you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishop245 Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 bosco is just beggin fer trouble Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticaFLM Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 uh huh..as are all his newfound minions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Why does CelticaFLM have smaller feet than D3? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows her to stand closer the sink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigred Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 and the stove, and the washer, and the drier.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exeter_acres Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 are they the same feet that allow d3 to stand 2 feet from the toilet and get the floor all wet?? <-------runs back into the lurking darkness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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