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Women Are Evil


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I made that up, on my own, in 6th grade, at lunch, or something similar to that anyway. This is what I can remember vaguely:

 

Women are evil.

 

Money is the root of all evil..

 

Women need money.

 

Therefore, since women need money, they are evil.

 

Hey, that was in sixth grade, scho schut teh foodge oop!

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Boys are so silly. They forget the fundamentals of math.

 

whereas,

 

friends = activities

 

activities = -money

 

women = friends + benefits

 

therefore, let it be resolved,

 

women > friends in that friends = -money while women = -money + benefits

 

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Hardly, girls don't charge. Boys willing reduces their funds for girls. If you offered money to your friends they would take it, if you offered money to a complete stranger they would take it too.

 

Consequently, bc Money is universal and can/will be spent by anyone you give it to. You cannot conclude women are prostitues unless you were to also conclude that anyone who takes your money is a prostitute... ie your hardware supplier, bawls producer, plumber, etc.

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