Puck Posted May 26, 2016 Posted May 26, 2016 21 years, and you deal with logistics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluePanda Posted May 27, 2016 Posted May 27, 2016 Bah -- nothing on linkedin or face-y space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ir_cow Posted May 27, 2016 Posted May 27, 2016 I'll give it a go now and see if I'm completely wrong. Im guessing you worked for 25 years and the currently the east cost regional warehouse manager for cocacola. That or you are the District warehouse manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccokeman Posted May 27, 2016 Posted May 27, 2016 The Coca-Cola Polar Bear,.. World-of-Coke-Bear.jpg Been accused of that! Pffft, he's clearly Captain Coca-Cola, Protector of the Empire and Defender of the US Realm. Of course! Coke Racing Team.. coca-cola-racing-family-road-trip-no-pit-crew-ft-danica-patrick-large-3.jpg Oh Hell Yeah! 23 years You started off as a janitor but was to be layed off in 1998. You luckily slipped through the cracks on a book keeping error so your paycheck still arrives. Your previous boss was also layed off so nobody even knows you aren't supposed to be employed there. Since 1998 you have just drift aimlessly from area to area with a clipboard in one hand and a bottle of coke in the other. You've developed a mean twitch and a sketchy demeanor from all the caffeine and sugar so nobody talks to you, which has helped greatly to you not being discovered. In 2001 a hideously large and smelly accountant named Bobbette discovered the mistake and instead of bringing it to her boss she's now used it during the last 15 years as leverage against you. Rumor has it you massage her smelly feet and hand scrub her over sized cotton bottoms. I about choked on my drink. Well the actual years of service are bracketed pretty well. Clue #2: I dont stock shelves or deliver drinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waco Posted May 27, 2016 Posted May 27, 2016 23 years, team leader managing a bunch of monkeys that are supposed to be stocking restaurants / servicing fountains. The monkeys revolt monthly and test your sanity and patience. But this week, your patience has run out. Beware, the Cokeinator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco Posted May 27, 2016 Posted May 27, 2016 I know I know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccokeman Posted May 27, 2016 Posted May 27, 2016 I know I know You cant play ! LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braegnok Posted May 27, 2016 Posted May 27, 2016 TV commercials & advertising,.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gremlin Posted May 27, 2016 Posted May 27, 2016 26 years. Got promoted to a manager of distribution (guessing) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 29 years and Regional Logistics head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluePanda Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 27 years and CRAZY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccokeman Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 I'm not in logistics or distribution. One is pretty damn close but years doing the job is off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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