flareback Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 What is up with turning presidents into monster slayers? Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and there was a thread about a movie with FDR killing werewolves This movie and trend look terrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClayMeow Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 From what I've heard, AL:VH is actually an awesome book. Haven't read it yet, but plan to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PremiumAcc Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 It was just a matter of time before some one posted this... Here's the most comical comment I've read regarding this movie: What I learned about history today: Abraham Lincoln was a strong boy who can chop down a tree with one swing of an ax. As a child his mother was brutally murdered and fed upon by a Glittery Vampire. He vowed to eradicate all vampires from the United States of America, and through hard work and determination he became the President of America. Though he had achieved becoming the most powerful man in America there was opposition from the southern states where much of the wealthy land owners were powerful vampires like Lestat de Lioncourt and Louis de Pointe du Lac. Using his influence as the President, Lincoln declared war against the southern states to exterminate the Glittery Vampires, abolishing slavery was just a side benefit of exterminating the vampires. The high school history books must have been downplaying the epic-ness of Abraham Lincoln so as not to steal the thunder from General Ulysses S. Grant, who took 300 Union soldiers and held back over 50,000 Confederate Vampires from getting into the nations capital by funneling them with the Hot Cleavage in the Appalachian Mountains. I know all this to be true because it was on the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedway Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 From what I've heard, AL:VH is actually an awesome book. Haven't read it yet, but plan to. Yea, I have heard the same! idk, I think the movie looks good! Plus it's Tim Burton...enough sd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
d6bmg Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 Question: what actually is vampire? (in real world ofc, not in the movies) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonerboy779 Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 Question: what actually is vampire? (in real world ofc, not in the movies) Pretty much what it was in movies before they became objects of sexual desire for desperate teenage girls 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluePanda Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 It was only a matter of time before this thread would be here on OCC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysion Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 That one of those things that ever one says is awesome and should be a move. But every one knows is shouldn't be... Look neat though. I'll get it on Netflix! On the same note Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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