red930 Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 "As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge." yuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoetuS Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 "As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge." yuck ...Jeffery Dahmer style Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoJo Risin' Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Traveling in shark infested waters, an onboard electrical malfunction causes my vessel to catch fire. My onboard Halon system fails as well as my backup extinguishers. Instant mental anguish. Realizing I cannot put out the flames and that I’m sitting on 200+ gallons of gas, I send out a mayday on my handheld ship to shore, don a life vest and jump overboard with an eight inch fishing knife and a dock pole. A small shark approaches and rips the pole out of my hand. I continually knife the carnivorous monster as it decides to use my crotch as an appetizer (ouch, ouch, ouch) causing huge pools of blood and pain, which brings his relatives for a feeding frenzy of which I am the main course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jachyra007 Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 As you decide on a holiday on a farm in the country, you make the mistake of helping the farmer by feeding the chickens. The rooster takes a disliking to you and proceeds to fly at you with his claws out, puncturing your skin. Soon the others join in as they get a taste of your blood. Before long you lay dying on the ground being eaten to death by chickens. Stupid chickens....they deserve to be mixed with lots of other animal remenants and made into hundreds of similar looking Italy-shaped nuggets.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
njswift10141980 Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Boy did I get a boring one: "You die from complications of a ruptured appendix." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoJo Risin' Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Dying on the toilet would be the worst. When I was six, my maternal grandmother who I loved dearly, died of a massive heart attack while on the toilet. Being so young and naïve, I couldn’t cry. I could only think about how embarrassing it would be to die on the toilet. But, as I grew up I realized she mercifully passed quickly and that there are many more agonizing ways to leave this earth. It's not always where, as much as how. Of course, if some toxic, mutant reptile came up through the sewers while you were on the head and attacked your posterior, mutilating it while simultaneously secreting a poisonous venom, resulting in a slow, painful death, I might agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Boy did I get a boring one: "You die from complications of a ruptured appendix due to the massive intake of qualludes, barbituants, alcohol and pop rocks when you find your boyfriend cheating on you." Fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nothing Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenX Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 An amputee overhears you as you snicker and make jokes about him. Enraged, he beats you to death with his prosthetic leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morph Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly.:eek2: That sounds lovely. Now I just gotta figure out when and where this is going to take place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverByter Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Suffering from general depression I slit my wrists in the bathtub and die from rapid blood loss. Oh well time for a bath, cya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Games Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 "Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself." Um... hahahahahaha thats the best one yet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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