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my prediction---> A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds. :D

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Think I've got the best 8) :

"A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck."

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While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

 

goddamnit.........

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"A deranged lunatic splashes you in the face with a bucket full of hydrofluoric acid, immediately melting the flesh from your skull."

 

Im staying in my house this weekend.. :/

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Mine was so lame.

 

You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.

 

I think my death is going to be a little more exciting than that. Upside and on fire at 200+ Making an ESPN Thrills and Spills entry is more likely than getting beat to death with a gallon of milk.

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You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk that came from a heffer infected with mad cow disease.
Fixed. :D

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You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk that came from a heffer infected with mad cow disease. This drove you immediately stark raving mad making you kill everyone in the store (with special painful attention to the store clerk who beat you to begin with). After completing your gruesome task, you come to the realization of what you have done and end your life by snorting brown mustard mixed with Tobasco sauce up your nose with delivery via turkey baster.

 

Re-fixed. :D

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How exciting !!

 

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.

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