THunDA Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 snorting brown mustard mixed with Tobasco sauce up your nose with delivery via turkey baster. LMAO.. I cant stop laughing.. your a sick man dude ! :shake: Im begining to think this is not a good thread... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 "A deranged lunatic splashes you in the face with a bucket full of hydrofluoric acid, immediately melting the flesh from your skull." No worries man, HF doesn't melt your skin. It actually is soaked up and eats at your bones. Much slower. As for me.... After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification. Doesn't sound too bad. *shrug* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oceanborn Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 Has anybody here ever watched the movie "Hellraiser" the very first one? Yes...that guy being held by chains with hooks by all sides penetrating his skin everywhere and and at the end all the chains pulling out at the same time basically transforming the guy into ground beef... that can only be described as my worst nightmare or worse way ever to die... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoetuS Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin. Though i like my gf's better... As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branjo Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 Dying on the toilet would be the worst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest area51 Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 "A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board)." Hmmm...that sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyderOCZ Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 This is me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dab Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 this is what I got.. "While attending a renaissance fair, you're bludgeoned to death with a lute by a crazed minstrel. " I could have come up with better... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kccustom Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolshevik Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 "Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself." Um... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobyboy101 Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 "In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob. " wow that will suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandoo Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 "In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob. " wow that will suck. "owned by the mob" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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