THE RULES

[paulktreg]

The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.

 

THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

 

No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.

 

If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.

 

The FEMALE is NEVER wrong.

 

If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to misunderstanding as a direct result of something that the MALE said or did wrong.

 

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

 

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

 

The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

 

The FEMALE as every right to be angry or upset at any time.

 

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.

 

The MALE is expected to read minds at all times.

 

If the FEMALE has P.M.S. all the rules are null and void.

 

The FEMALE is ready when she's ready.

 

The MALE must be ready at all times.

 

Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

 

The MALE who does not abide by THE RULES; cannot take the heat, lacks backbone and is a whimp.

 

ANON

[dr_bowtie]

aint that the freakin truth....

 

you must be married too...?

[SenitaL]

LOL

 

Alot of that is true, ever had your woman wanting an Argument just so that you can make up afterwords? is the most preposterous thing because i suck at real heated arguments, as i usually never loose my calm

[IVIYTH0S]

Niiice and yeah senital, I'm the same way. I think heated arguments are funny and just calmly argue back