dab Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 Mr. T may pity the fool, but Chuck Norris pities Mr. T. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc_ Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 Try running a general search on Chuck Norris jokes. They’re great. Question: What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Answer: Too Late Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixtapalapaquetl Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 Chuck Norris can run 4x512MB of generic memory at DDR646 - using 1T. One time, Chuck Norris had a cold boot problem, but only one time. He subsequently roundhouse kicked his system, instantly vaporizing it. His current rig now spontaneously boots any time Chuck Norris is within a 6 mile radius. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc_ Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 lol One time Chuck Norris's computer broke down. The tech guy told him he should try troubleshooting it. Chuck hung up the phone and Round House Kicked his rig clean off the desk. Chuck Norris doesn’t use guns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 Chuck Norris doesn’t use guns. That's because his hands are loaded weapons. BANG! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronocrash Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 I absolutely despise chuck norris jokes, and I wouldn't be surprised it the actor realized that his career and image were failing miserably and then disseminated thes joke on us to try to get us to watch his show or rent his movies or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
THunDA Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 That's because his hands are loaded weapons. BANG! And dont forget it !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexace Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 Go Chuck! Go! CHUCK AND I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 Go Chuck! Go! CHUCK AND I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Weird you say that...we actually had an argument about how old he was and looked up his birthday ON HIS BIRTHDAY and literally threw a Chuck Norris fan party right then. Probably one of our best ones too - almost hit the 4 keg mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shaolin95 Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 I dont really like Chuck movies (I did when I was a kid) since Im a Jackie Chan fan BUT at least his image is one of a clean guy which is much better than most of the moron celebrities out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 I dont really like Chuck movies (I did when I was a kid) since I a Jackie Chan fan BUT at least his image is one of a clean guy which is much better than most of the moron celebrities out there. True...I mean his most popular show is one of Hallmark channels biggest hits... I still love his movies though...I'm very simple-minded and never can remember how it ends. (is it a left roundhouse kick or right?....) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 At least Chuck has a sense of humor about such things... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAc1G3u-hxs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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