good JOKE for ya...

[Guest area51]

Hey Ex, do you have a Pirogue? I learned all about that stuff when I would go down to visit LeAnn(my fiance)

 

You ever eat the boudin at Best Stop outside of lafayette? :nod:

[Fire-N-Ice]

don't know if this has been posted yet...I will read these all later though, the few I did see were very funny!

 

There's a band staying in a hotel. Every morning the guitar player wakes up and leaves early. One morning the drummer woke up, seen the guitar player leaving with chicken wire, and said where ya going? Guitar player says "catch chickens", drummer says "you can't catch chickens with chicken wire". Hour later he shows up with a bunch of chickens all wrapped up in chicken wire....Next morning drummer wakes up to guitar player leaving with duct tape, says "where ya going"? Guitar player says "catch ducks". Drummer says "you can't catch ducks with duct tape". Hour later shows up with bunch of ducks all wrapped up in duct tape....Next morning drummer wakes up to see the guitar player walking out with a branch of seafood willow, and says "let me get my coat".

 

oldie but goodie.

[soundx98]

hope it's appropriate - one of my favorites. Plenty of violence

 

guys smacks his girlfriend. And she lays a whole lot of whoopass on him.

 

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/beatdown.html

[red930]

My Mom was from the village of French Settlement, Louisiana. My Dad's family is from St. Martinville, Louisiana.

 

I get it from both sides of the family. My Dad's family attended the church where Longfellow wrote the poem Evangeline which is about my heirs. When you visit Longfellow State Park you can tour the home of my Great, Great, Great-Grandfather.

 

I had a pirogue when I was a kid. It was hand carved from a single cypress log by the Coushatta Indians. When I got it, it was already about 60 years old. We lost it in the flood of '79 when the water came up so fast we didn't have time to help my Grand Parents get everything moved.

 

I have no doubt that someone found it and is using it to this day.

 

I never had Boudin from Best Stop but have heard it's really good. I get most of my stuff from the Ascension Parish area since I have a lot of kin down there. In the Lafayette area the best Boudin can be found at Pouche's Market. http://www.pochesmarket.com/news.htm

 

My Baby Sister drove over to the Gulf Coast with a couple of gallons of homemade Chicken Gumbo the weekend that Tropical Storm Arlene came through. That was good eatin' cher.

[cpuz]

@soundx: holy cow! the butt alone on that broad is enough to knock anyone out! lol!

 

@Ex: i didn't know what the heck a pirogue was. now i know, googled it. I thought you meant perogie. lol.

 

[Guest area51]

@Soundx98 haha nice clip...that's as good an excuse as any not to smoke crack. :shake:

 

@exRoadie I loved it down there the couple times I was down there. I will be back down before long because LeAnn made me promise that we would go back and visit her family (Lake Charles) regularly

[StephenC]

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited

about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the

wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

 

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

 

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

 

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

 

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

 

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

 

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

 

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

 

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

 

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

 

Pharmacist: "Of course."

 

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

 

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

 

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes

for Parkinson's disease?"

 

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

 

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

 

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

 

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[cal50]

An optometrist saves the eyesight of a girl whose boyfriend is a hippie painter.

The hippie is so grateful; he goes to the doctor’s house one afternoon while the doctor has office hours. The hippie gets out his oils and brushes and proceeds to paint a huge eye on one entire wall of the living room, with the fireplace as the pupil of the eye.

The doctor comes home, walks into the living room, and sees the enormous painting.

The hippie says, "Well, do you like it, man?!?!"

The doctor says, "Well.... I’m sure glad I’m not a

gynecologist!!!!"

[soundx98]

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato

garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only

son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison.

 

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his

predicament.

 

Dear Fred, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be

able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old

to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles

would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad

 

A few days later he received a letter from his son

 

Dear Dad, For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's

where I buried the BODIES.... Love Fred

 

At 4 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and

dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized

to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another

letter from his son.

 

 

Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I

could do under the circumstances. Love Fred

[red930]

Adapt

 

Improvise

 

Overcome

 

Problem solving at its best. lol

[Trevor]

Hahaha good one

[red930]

I have a wide collection of jokes that many would deem as off-color, racist, downright disgusting, etc...and are not appropriate for everyone which is why I haven't posted them here or anywhere else. If you want a copy of those jokes sent to you, please e-mail me.

 

Thanks.