catkicker Posted July 23, 2005 Posted July 23, 2005 :shake: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frallan Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 Castkicker Uve really got a good one there.. I just wish I was still in the age whara I could use it and I hope to god that my kids never will read it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cal50 Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 A blonde walks in an appliance store and says, "I want to buy this TV" The salesman says, "We don’t sell to blondes." The next day she walks in with her hair dyed and says, "I want to buy this TV." The salesman says, "We don’t sell to blondes." "How do know I’m a blonde?" "Because you are looking at microwave." ovens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt_Style Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 A MArine Grunt and an Army Soldier are in the bathroom taking a leak, the Soldier finish's and heats to the sink and washes his hands. As hes leaving the Marine Zips up and proceeds to walk out the door. The soldier comments to the MArine, "In the Army they teach us to wash our hands." To wich the Grunt replies, "well...in the MArine Corps they teach us not to piss on our hands." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 A blonde walks in an appliance store and says, "I want to buy this TV" The salesman says, "We don’t sell to blondes." The next day she walks in with her hair dyed and says, "I want to buy this TV." The salesman says, "We don’t sell to blondes." "How do know I’m a blonde?" "Because you are looking at microwave." ovens LOLOLOL!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 A MArine Grunt and an Army Soldier are in the bathroom taking a leak, the Soldier finish's and heats to the sink and washes his hands. As hes leaving the Marine Zips up and proceeds to walk out the door. The soldier comments to the MArine, "In the Army they teach us to wash our hands." To wich the Grunt replies, "well...in the MArine Corps they teach us not to piss on our hands." OOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! :shake: :nod: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS XP SOUTHERN EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the SOUTHERN STATES. If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The SOUTHERN EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS XP, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels. Please also note: The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse" My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive" Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs" Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN SOUTHERN EDITION: Cancel............stopdat Reset.............try'er agin Yes.........yep No.......nope Find..............hunt fer it Go to....over yonder Back..............back yonder Help............hep me out here Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!) Start...........crank'er up Settings..........settins Programs......... stuff at duz stuff Documents....... .stuff ah done did Also note that the SOUTHERN EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS XP: Tiperiter...a word processing program Colerin' Book..............a graphics program Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator Outhouse Paper................notepad Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0 Pitchers......................a graphics viewer We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the SOUTHERN STATES EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. I hope this helps all y'all! Billy Bob Gates Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest area51 Posted July 25, 2005 Posted July 25, 2005 Ace I was laughing my butt off reading this...my fiance is from Creole (south of Lake Charles) LA...and this sounds like some of the neighbors she introduced me to!! :shake: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 LOL I have many relatives who are from the deep South and Cajun decent. I chuckle silently whenever I hear them say "Winders". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 I'm a South Louisiana Coon-butt. My Mom and her parents spoke Cajun French as a first language. My Dad and his parents spoke French as a second language. When I spent time with Maw-maw and Paw-paw during the summer I would go days without hearing any English unless we went to "town" which was still in the swamp. When the phone would ring in the evenings and my Mom started talking french, I never knew if it was someone from back home or one of the Nuns from school telling her something I had done bad at school. That always left a mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 Don't be ashamed of your heritage their ExRoadie...I normally speak with a Southern/Cajun twang in my voice if not aware of whom I am dealing with. Whenever I let it slip, it sparks conversations which leads to new friendships because at heart, I am a down home kinda guy. This, in turn, gains respect for being backwater bread and having the intelligence associated with the modern world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now