cpuz Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark. lol, yeah it looks like it did! reminds me of that movie (can't think of the name) w/ all those crazy guys performing all kinds of stunts. I actually think they tried that stunt too, if i'm not mistaken....crazy! :nod: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Lmao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattTim2004 Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 God I want that Penguin as a pet...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 And that Penguin wants you as lunch! [hungry] God I want that Penguin as a pet...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattTim2004 Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I like the monkey pic, way too funny! lol! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cal50 Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. "And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services are pending. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 Lmao! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 LOL Cal... I especially like that one!! hehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 Damn, Damn! A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. "And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services are pending. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 Baked Beans Once there lived a man who had a passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they had a lively reaction on him. Then one day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "she is such a sweet and gentle girl, she will never go for this kind of carrying on." So making the supreme sacrifice, he gave up baked beans. They were married shortly thereafter. Months later, his car broke down on the way home from work, and he had to walk home. On the way home, he went into a small cafe and called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. After making the call, he smelled baked beans in the cafe. They were the best beans he had ever smelled! He could not resist and had three large orders of baked beans. All the way home he had gas. His wife seemed excited and somewhat agitated to see him, exclaiming,"darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for dinner tonight!" She blindfolded him and led him to his chair at the dining room table. He seated himself. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She made him vow not to touch the blindfold until she returned. Seizing the opportunity of her absence, he shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not loud, but as ripe as rotten eggs. He took the napkin from his lap and fanned the air about him. Things had just returned to normal when he felt another urge coming on. So he shifted his weight to the other leg and let go again. This was a prize winner. He figured that he must be done. But then he made a third fart. This one made the flowers at the table wilt! Yet somehow his wife didn't hear him. While keeping his ear on the phone conversation in the hall, he again fanned vigorously until he heard the phone farewells, indicating the end of his freedom. He was the very picture of innocence when his wife returned. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked. He assured her that he had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold and there was his surprise -- Twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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