cpuz Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 This is the best thread on this board. Think about it: - If you have hardware related problems, you can read this thread and laugh. After that, your questions about your problems has most likely been answered and you can start solving your problems with rested mind. - If you have no problems, you can still read this thread and laugh. Laughing is good for you. Every board should have "good JOKE for ya..." thread! :nod: I like to see people laughing/ smiling, more than I do hurting/crying. Its a tough world, why not have a laugh along the way? that's what life is all about. Enjoy the ride! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 While this isn't a joke it did make me smile. Redneck Vacation Auction. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5596571114&rd=1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 While this isn't a joke it did make me smile. Redneck Vacation Auction. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5596571114&rd=1 lol, We've got an old guy here, looks and claims to be a redneck. Even has a truck that says "Redneck Truck", but in my conversations w/ him, i find him to be a really nice guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cal50 Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 That is a good auction! I would like to see the big girl in the pink do a cannon ball in the pool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 >> What's the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78? >> >> At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. >> >> At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. >> >> At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. >> >> At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. >> >> At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. >> >> At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. >> >> At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! >> >> At 78 -- What story??? Who's bed??? Who the hell are you??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 :shake: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectorTensor Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 Hers a funny little thing to do while sitting at your computer....... With your right leg start moving it around clock wise in circles At the same time try to write the number 6 in the air with your right index finger.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 In light of the news of the so-called human cloning going on, we have to ask ourselves the hypothetical question: If you pushed your naked clone off the top of a tall building, would it be: A ) murder, B ) suicide, or C ) merely making an obscene clone fall (In any case, I'd feel duped, for sure.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is absolutely hilarious. Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3- He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one." American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly. Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom. Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly. The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be =ecorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 Clinton will be =ecorded in history as the only President to do HankyPanky between Bushes." lol, ace, good to see you laughing too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nothing Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 It's not really a joke..... but it sure is funny. :tooth: Moron of the Year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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