Andrewr05 Posted December 25, 2007 Posted December 25, 2007 (edited) Season's Greetings: For My Democrat Friends (of which there are few) "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. For My Republican Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Edited December 25, 2007 by Andrewr05 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oblivescence Posted December 25, 2007 Posted December 25, 2007 That was hilarious!!! Merry Christmas andrew Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrewr05 Posted December 25, 2007 Posted December 25, 2007 (edited) That was hilarious!!! Merry Christmas andrew I agree!Merry Christmas schwag... Edited December 25, 2007 by Andrewr05 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nVidia_Freak Posted December 25, 2007 Posted December 25, 2007 Woo, happy Christmas! /me throws confetti Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The III Posted December 25, 2007 Posted December 25, 2007 Well, since I am a Republican, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year back at you LOL !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrewr05 Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 Well, since I am a Republican, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year back at you LOL !!! Better late than never, hope you had a Merry Christmas and have a Happy Newyear... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchuwato Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 Well, I liked the Democrat message better... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrewr05 Posted December 28, 2007 Posted December 28, 2007 Well, I liked the Democrat message better... Because it was long, drawn out, and PC or because it was funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamikaze_Badger Posted December 28, 2007 Posted December 28, 2007 Saw it another forum... didn't really think it was funny tbh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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