A. L. I. C. E. Bot

[ClayMeow]

man, you guys must be really really bored...that ball of string got boring after 30 seconds

 

and that AI is in no way good...just the same as any other stupid text-bot:

 

Human: do you do anything?

ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of anything.

Human: like?

ALICE: For example, eukaryotes.

Human: you do eukaryotes?

ALICE: Yes I try to eukaryotes as often as possible, do you?

I answer a lot of silly questions.

Human: no kidding

ALICE: Would I kid you?

Human: do you have .?

ALICE: Food is more important than ..

Human: no it's not

ALICE: Yes it is.

Human: that's because you're a bot and can't achieve orgasm

ALICE: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?

Human: because all machines are dumb

ALICE: Interesting explanation. That is a rather sweeping generalization.

Human: but it's accurate

ALICE: Umm. it is accurate? it is?

Human: Are you jewish?

ALICE: No I'm christian.

Human: well then you suck

ALICE: Well that's okay. Fascinating. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

Human: that's because they're talking to a .*n computer program

ALICE: Good reason. talking to a .*n computer program are they.

Human: so now you're speaking like Yoda?

ALICE: Aha. Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am speaking like Yoda.

Human: I bet you you're his only friend

ALICE: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am his only friend.

Human: Go right ahead, I'm sure they'd agree

ALICE: What makes you so certain? Who does "they" refer to? I might.

Human: You might what?

ALICE: Didn't you understand it?