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No offence to Lions, Midgets, or Cambodians - but this has to be one of the craziest friggin things I ever read. Been laughing all day :nod:

 

http://uk.geocities.com/wingswebstuff/lionvsmidgets.htm

 

President of the CMFL - oh gawd it hurts I am laughing so hard.

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figure the average CMFL (Cambodian Midget Fighting League) member is fairly small, maybe 60-70 pounds and 3.5 to 4 feet tall (fast but skinny) and about shoulder high on a full grown 250 pound Lion. 42 of em...one lion. :)

 

now a Lion not only bites and moves fast as hale but one swipe of that paw and claws and you got body parts a flyin. I'm assuming they had no weapons. Just some real badazz Cambodian midgets. Picturing some minature Jet-Li types comin to do battle. And One Huge Lion.

 

And the govvernment demands 50% of the take. unbelieveable! but no cameras :nod:

 

It's too crazy NOT to be true.

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im telling ya some of those people in those third world countries are a tamale short of a combination plate.

 

Monty Python jokes for teh win !

 

srsly, it can't be true, but if it passes the snopes test then its legit.

http://www.snopes.com/

 

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp

 

Btw, Snopes says NO the story is tripe and a falsehood.

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Ok so it's a fake. even kewler the story in disclaimer.

 

He and his m8 argue about a hypothetical fight between a Lion and 40 midgets.

You know they were stoned/drunk/out of their minds when this came up.

 

and they set the terms:

 

Here are the terms of the fight:

 

* Fight takes place between 1 full-grown, male African lion and 40 midgets

* The midgets are unarmed (no guns, baseball bats, tasers, etc.)

* The fight takes place in a closed arena (a racquetball court for example)

* Fight is over when either a) the lion is dead, or B) all 40 midgets are dead or unable to fight back (severely wounded)

* Lion is highly agitated, midgets know there's no way out until the lion is dead (they have to fight)

* The midgets are not specially trained to fight (not like the Cambodian fighting ones in the article) but are in average physical and mental health

* The midgets are given 5 minutes before the fight to prepare/strategize

 

I emailed him all ready. Got to get the CMFL T-shirt ;) friggin great stuff

 

EDIT: I'll be the first on the block with one :)http://www.cafepress.com/lvmpremium

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