soundx98 Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 No offence to Lions, Midgets, or Cambodians - but this has to be one of the craziest friggin things I ever read. Been laughing all day :nod: http://uk.geocities.com/wingswebstuff/lionvsmidgets.htm President of the CMFL - oh gawd it hurts I am laughing so hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malaniken Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 Saw that on fark the other day.. and fell for it . Spent the good part of an hour trying to find pics of these kickass, lion-daring, kamikaze midgets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundx98 Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 that's like 3.5 midgets per mnute...prolly a record of some sort Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
txmale36 Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 i hate to say it but i laughed my butt off . lol. i kinda feel bad but im getting over it . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cirthix Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 the lion wasnt responsible for that, the organizers were! its sickening that something like this would even happen. also, is that a real bbc site.. looks FAKE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceanSeasforMe Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 And the ghosts of those who inhabited Rome smile upon those who seek their fame. Wow, beat the heck out of Hemmingways bullfights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
txmale36 Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 im telling ya some of those people in those third world countries are a tamale short of a combination plate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundx98 Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 figure the average CMFL (Cambodian Midget Fighting League) member is fairly small, maybe 60-70 pounds and 3.5 to 4 feet tall (fast but skinny) and about shoulder high on a full grown 250 pound Lion. 42 of em...one lion. now a Lion not only bites and moves fast as hale but one swipe of that paw and claws and you got body parts a flyin. I'm assuming they had no weapons. Just some real badazz Cambodian midgets. Picturing some minature Jet-Li types comin to do battle. And One Huge Lion. And the govvernment demands 50% of the take. unbelieveable! but no cameras :nod: It's too crazy NOT to be true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceanSeasforMe Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 im telling ya some of those people in those third world countries are a tamale short of a combination plate. Monty Python jokes for teh win ! srsly, it can't be true, but if it passes the snopes test then its legit. http://www.snopes.com/ http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp Btw, Snopes says NO the story is tripe and a falsehood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 momma mia! NOW i've seen everything! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundx98 Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 Ok so it's a fake. even kewler the story in disclaimer. He and his m8 argue about a hypothetical fight between a Lion and 40 midgets. You know they were stoned/drunk/out of their minds when this came up. and they set the terms: Here are the terms of the fight: * Fight takes place between 1 full-grown, male African lion and 40 midgets * The midgets are unarmed (no guns, baseball bats, tasers, etc.) * The fight takes place in a closed arena (a racquetball court for example) * Fight is over when either a) the lion is dead, or B) all 40 midgets are dead or unable to fight back (severely wounded) * Lion is highly agitated, midgets know there's no way out until the lion is dead (they have to fight) * The midgets are not specially trained to fight (not like the Cambodian fighting ones in the article) but are in average physical and mental health * The midgets are given 5 minutes before the fight to prepare/strategize I emailed him all ready. Got to get the CMFL T-shirt friggin great stuff EDIT: I'll be the first on the block with one http://www.cafepress.com/lvmpremium Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
THunDA Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 Thats too funny.. :shake: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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