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Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service.

One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."

"I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."

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So two brooms have been together in the closet for quite some time. One day they decide to get married. So the groom broom and the bride broom get married and go on their honeymoon. A few weeks later the bride broom says to the groom broom "darling, were going to have a little baby broom", the groom broom turns and says "how is that possible? Ive never swept with you"

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Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht

I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at

Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers

in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat

ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you

can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn

mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a

wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlys tghuhot slpeling was

ipmorantt! if you can raed this, psas it on.

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My spell checker just crapped its pants. LOL

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht

I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at

Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers

in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat

ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you

can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn

mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a

wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlys tghuhot slpeling was

ipmorantt! if you can raed this, psas it on.

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good one ms. i msut be samrt bceuase i culod raed it no pelrbom!

 

tkhnas!

lol me i had no problem at all :nod:

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What happened to you?" asked the bystander to the man lying on the sidewalk outside of the beauty parlor.

 

The man shook his head groggily and rubbed his bruised chin. "Last thing I remember was my wife came out of the beauty salon. I took a look at her and said, 'Well, honey, at least you tried,' and then it was lights out . . . "

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