AlienKing Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for John to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. 'This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't get enough of me". The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing, "he said, "What's for dinner?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frallan Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 LoL :dog: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nothing Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Blonde joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Joalaielna Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 / | | It's worth going through all the links....Hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_bowtie Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 that'll keep ya going for a while till you get tired of clicking... New Study on . A South American scientist, from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with not enough sexual activities read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off, it's too late...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc@z Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 Phew, good thing that's a post I read and not an email Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3aper Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 ooh i got a bad one. why should you never run over a black person on a bike? it might be your bike! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
powsmowl Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 *i am not a racist!!!!* whats a word that starts with N and you never want to call a black guy?? Neighbour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clint Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any . in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a . therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see, the well-known Chinese . therapist, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf . or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your butt." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clint Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid replies, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_bowtie Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 lol @ clint.... I heard those before but still funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
szurlo Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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