good JOKE for ya...

[CPDMF]

I always go for the high score in memtest86. So far I have gotten 46,000 points :shake:

[smolt]

wow does that mean that you see colors on your screen too???????????? that is cool they should make it a different color do that red makes you guys want to through the pc maybe you can find a way to make it blue or something

[king of nothing]

I always go for the high score in memtest86. So far I have gotten 46,000 points :shake:

Your LANparties must ROCK!

[CPDMF]

There's a reason why my friends don't let me into the bios of their computers. They still cringe when they see the kind of voltage I run.

[Kilamon]

cal50....

 

That was a true story..... I heard it on Paul Harvey

Try again! http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/unzipped.asp

[Trevor]

hahaha

"Paul Harvey, Good day!"

[Kilamon]

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I've no idea what you're saying. Can you translate this please?

[Angry_Games]

ok, momma and i were watching CNN Headline Prime last night, and this was sort of a funny story that probably fits here

 

 

Where do letters to God go?

 

Well, apparently, they end up in a small post office in Israel, near Jerusalem. The head postmaster there has been receiving postal letters addressed to God for years and years. Sometimes only a hundred, recent years upwards of 1,000+ per year.

 

Now since there are so many, none of them get opened and read, but that wasn't always the case.

 

A few years ago the staff opened a particular letter from an Israeli man, and from reading they could tell he was living in poverty. His only request to God was for a modest 5,000 shekels (about $1,000 US dollars).

 

So the postmaster and the rest of the employees decided to pool their money and they sent this poor Israeli man 4,300 shekels, postmarked from God (of course thinking they were doing something good!)

 

a little while later, the man they sent the money to wrote back. He had thanked God for being generous and for listening, but he also admonished God to never trust lazy, thieving postal workers because they had stolen 700 shekels out of the letter that God had sent back

 

[charlie22911]

Rofl!!!

[soundx98]

Oy veh, that Shecky_Games is meshuginah!

[MoJo Risin&#39]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

 

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

 

What equates to 100%?

 

Lets assume that A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is proportioned accordingly to numeric percentages:

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26%

 

Then, that translates as follows:

 

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

 

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

 

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

 

And,

 

B U L L crap

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

 

Now you know, hard work and knowledge will get you close,

attitude will get you there, but bull crap will put you over the top every

time.

[calvintang]

Ladder To Success

 

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.

 

"Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

 

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.

 

"Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

 

"Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."

 

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive.

 

"Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered.

 

As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot.

 

"Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted.

 

Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.

 

When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.

 

"Who are you?" the man asked.

 

"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"