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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.

She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."

"Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

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WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

 

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

 

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

 

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

 

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

 

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific is named after what animal?

 

7) What was King George VI's first name?

 

8) What color is a purple finch?

 

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

 

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

 

All done? Check your answers below! Scroll Down!

 

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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

 

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

 

116 years

 

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

 

Ecuador

 

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

 

Sheep and Horses

 

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

 

November

 

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

 

Squirrel fur

 

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific is named after what animal?

 

Dogs

 

7) What was King George VI's first name?

 

Albert

 

8) What color is a purple finch?

 

Crimson

 

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

 

New Zealand

 

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Orange, of course ..

 

What do you mean you failed?????

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