DFI-STREET Publishing

[king of nothing]

I was thinking.... we could start a publishing company....

 

Here's some possible titles.... feel free to add your own.

 

 

"Uncle Angry's Bathroom Reader"

-- Including all your favorite Angry and Momma stories.

 

 

"Momma's Great Big Book of Hockey Hunks"

-- Now with drool-resistant pages.

 

 

"RGone's HO-bedience Handbook"

-- THE essential guide to teaching your mobo to use her please's and thank you's.

 

 

"Fifty Ways to Beat Your HO"

-- soundx98 and RGone team up to bring you their favorite techniques for gettin' that defiant little HO back in line.

 

 

"HO-down: The Art of the Midnight Ritual"

-- A stunning collection of full-color photographs documenting the clothing and techniques used in ritual sacrifices to the gods of overclocking. Includes commentary by soundx98.

 

 

"RGonian Poetry: Prose and Prozac"

-- An overwhelming compilation of newspaper articles, think-pieces, and other bowel... err... vowel movements by the Verbosity Kid himself.

 

 

"Burn Baby Burn" (cheesy sci-fi / romance)

-- In unsettling times... as the aging NF2 slowly gives way to the rising power of NF3... and with the dominion of Intel looming large in the distance.... two young sticks of BH-5 find themselves captive in uwackme's secret laboratory. Will they survive the torturous burn-in process? Will they excape? If so, where will they go? And most importantly, will they answer the one question that has plagued both since birth..... "Are we truly a matched set?"

[THunDA]

LMAO..... thats funny KoN !!..

 

I think these are the best.. but they all cracked me up..lol

 

"Fifty Ways to Beat Your HO"

"Burn Baby Burn"

[king of nothing]

Thanks man....

 

 

Good to know I'm not the only one with a warped sense of humor. :drool:

[momma]

Yeah they are pretty good. I loved the Burn Baby Burn, i was the thinking the subtitle could be Two Niners, Ninering out.

[Guest culinist]

Holy Sheet KoN, those freakin craked me right the hale up:):)

 

Had a vision of a movie like "Falling Down". Starring AG, and he's goin after all the folks who don't make a sig:) Sorry AG, I just have these visions sometimes.

[Angry_Games]

deed zum-wun call zee seeg nat-see? vee haf veyz uv mekkin yoo put zee seeg een zee rite spotz!

[Guest ZigZag]

R-Gonian Poetry is a classic.

 

good stuff, man.

[RGone]

#1. HOFINITY sista, don't get your mammaies in a twit, they got plenty Vdamm.

#2. "uwhackenme" tasting say they matched pair HO.

#3. "soundx98 said call him if you need a biatch slap.

#4. You don't shett up me gunna make you flash.

#5. Shett up HO NF3 beeg momma cumming.

 

 

 

To be continued.

 

 

RGone...:nod:

[soundx98]

[RGone]

#1. HOFINITY sista, don't get your mammaies in a twit, they got plenty Vdamm.

#2. "uwhackenme" tasting say they matched pair HO.

#3. "soundx98 said call him if you need a biatch slap.

#4. You don't shett up me gunna make you flash.

#5. Shett up HO NF3 beeg momma cumming.

Continued:

#6. You gunna get yore souff britches fanned.

#7. Shett up HO or voltage goes up.

#8. You want sum mOe stuff on yore concave norf britches?

#9. HO fixing to switch the BS on you.

#10. YO HO you wantuh try to run under water?

 

To Be Continued.

 

 

RGone...

[king of nothing]

LOL.... I just might try #10. :shake: :nod: :shake:

[RGone]

A flash from the past articles in RGone's HO - bediance handbook. This particular article was posted as result of some mis-use of certain ideas that I had setforth in my HoBediance book.

 

And what many of you never knew as the news tried to keep a tight lid on it for the sake of the innocent in that small Oregon comunity, but there was a grand jury convened. Evidence was am@ssed and the state wanted to see if there was enough to proceed to trial.

 

But a miracle happened. A plain dadgummed miracle. They had kept the HO on life support for months and it was thought that the trial would be for 'attempted' HO@ssination, but due to some new techniques open norf 'britches' surgery was performed on the HO and she came back to life as full-time and functioning HOFINITY. Running in the 2400mhz range and with no lasting side effects but a slight limp and shortness of breath due to surgery on her norf britches.

 

Here from the past.

PASTED:

Me oh my, I hardly no how to start. I spoke by phone with a good friend in Nowhere or is Somewhere or not nearly there OR. He had RMA'd his first HOFINITY mobo for some cold boot or no boot or 4lods without the leds death thing. He had received his board back from RMA and got it all back in the box and was testing and tuning and had seen that the voltages were taking all sorts of wild swings up and down. If it had been a heart patient hooked up to a heart monitor; the doctor would have sworn of an imminent heart attack is my guess.

 

Well he had had the HOFINITY mobo back in the box for about 3 days with this sort of strange activity going on and him just a frothing at the mouth and I would imagine saying some very unkind words to his HO. And here is where it really gets sad. So sad.

 

Living out there so far from anywhere and not close to nowhere; one has just cause to have a firearm and to keep it cleaned oiled and to the ready. Oh it really gets sad here. Something happened and all the details are not in yet but should be in time for the Sunday morning papers. So sad.

 

I guess the headlines will likely read. HO commits suicide due to fluxing voltages and constant harrassment by owner to get IT together. She must have been a very sensitive HOFINITY and just could not take it. Seems while he was cleaning his sidearm the HO was hit right square in her little concave north bridge and death was instant and not lingering. He said her little LED just went out. Sad. Oh so sad.

 

I have seen a number of HO owners that have threatened suicide over there unmanageable HO's but this is the first known occurrence of a HOFINITY actually committing suicide themselves. Sad. Oh so sad.

 

As I said all the details are not in and police are not sure just how the HO pulled the trigger but it appears from the police report that it will be labeled HOsuicide. No charges will be filed against the owner. He by the way has checked with the EGG and it seems that just as in life insurance; there is no pay off for suicide and he is just sick. So sad. There he is with a dead HO and no funds to replace his HO and he is just sick.

 

He wanted me to try and get this posted to the forum before any of you might happen to verbally abuse your HOFINITYas it seems some of the later HO's that are being shipped might be a little more sensitive than the earlier shipping HO's. He said it seems if the HO has fluxing voltages that they might be overly sensitve and to keep any form of verbal abuse out the HO's hearing. He is so disraught and pained. Sad just so sad.

 

He is going to try and see if AG can be of any assist and certainly to let AG know so that this sort of HO behaviour can be nipped in the bud as it were. Sad just so sad. Her little LED just went out. No flowers need be sent as he thinks burial may be way out in Nowhere which is a long way from anywhere and flowers just won't make it there. Sad oh so sad.

 

Right thru her little concave britches, I mean bridges and her little LED went right out. So gentleman I have already conveyed my condolences to Nowhere and I know you all will sense his loss of HO as well. Just be careful how you speak these days around your HO as they are being shipped a little more senstive than they were. This is what he wished me to get out to you guys as soon as I could so that none of you might suffer a similar fate.

END PASTE.

 

So be very careful you who still have the HOFINITY and treat her right and follow closely the handbooks. LanPottybHO's are sisters to the HOFINTY so the same applies.

 

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