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Here's a hint! I try to get bottles from even numbered years. It seems like those bottles have a little less "oak" to them. Must have something to do with the aging casks. I started noticing it back in the early 80's and it has served me well for two decades.

 

Crown Royal Special Reserve in the gold box. Smooth, straight sippin' libation.

 

Watch it, you'll be in trouble before you know it!

 

Charles

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Spritzup:

 

I feel for ya' man! One beer or extra shot Margarita, and I'm so stuffed-up I can't breathe!

 

I can just imagine what the hops do to your GI system with Celiac. Good thing other vices are ready to take-up-the-slack!

 

'scuse me while I go whup-up another Mich!

 

Charles

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Hear about the pirate with a steering wheel stuck to his zipper?

 

 

he said: "ARGHH. this is drivin me NUTS!"

 

 

Sorry dint see the joke section

 

HAHA :shake:

 

i drink water and only water, mainly cause im 17, but water is good for you and tastes great!

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A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread-on the very top shelf, he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like some raisin bread, please." She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the young woman climb up and down. After many trips, she is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet. Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?"

"No," croaked the old man, "but it's a quiverin!"

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