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one lonely night, The Wife and AG were all alone on the board...

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the poundcake beat up AG and all of the DFI crew, proclaiming that neither AMD or INTEL rulz the cpu market anymore, that all cakes would power our computers and would be edible and tasty when they die from all the overclocking. all of the suddon the poundcake...

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...leaped out of the loaf pan, floating in mid air w/ a mind all it's own! It tried to tease AG buy flirting about his lips. AG was going for the bait and trying to nibble at it, to no avail! The pound cake just laughed and thought you foo! and then as it zoned in closer to AG it thought to itself " Damn AG what you doin with that mullet and stach"? The pound cake laughed so hard that it exploded and splattered all over...

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the cookies. they came from no where and started zipping around like great ninja stars. soon the jello and ice cream followed their own path of sticky destruction when the jello...

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...decided to do a half gainer (swim/dive term right?) into a boiling pot of water that AG was trying to cook wieners in. There was immediate liquefaction of the jello and it screamed to its demise!

 

But AG then thought to himself, "wait i have no time to eat these wieners!" i have to run and....

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Find that marble that AG and Momma where told about by the Tibetan Monks when they spent four years in the Hemalayan mountains on a meditative retreat.. So AG and Momma booked a flight too India to find the mystical marble.. Upon arriving at there destination, Momma and AG recieved information from the Communist China that they had no hope of ever finding the mystical marble. The Communist faciasts explained to Momma that they already had the mystical marble in there possesion and where not plaining on giving it up with out a hefty lump sum. Later on that day the Dahli Llama explained to AG and Momma that.............

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the magic poundcake held the secret. they explained that the all knowing food product was actually concived by the marbles. after hearing this...

 

...AG started a fast paced dance, very similar to the style of Kevin Bacon in "Footloose"! Corny? yes, but true. And just as he was to do his last twirling somersault in the air....when all of a sudden he was approached by...

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...AG started a fast paced dance, very similar to the style of Kevin Bacon in "Footloose"! Corny? yes, but true. And just as he was to do his last twirling somersault in the air....when all of a sudden he was approached by...

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Bill Gates.

A_G promptly acted in mr Bills intrest and hid him from the other street members who all were flusterd by his OS. A_G told bill he would protect him if he agreed to buy the magic marbles from the communist faciasts. bill agreed and they set off to get the roundlings.

later...

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...Bill and AG decided to head over to studio 51, where they both got bombed out of their minds, and performed such actions, that cannot be described in these forums! All I can say is that Bill was walking around with a big smile for the longest time and AG was the proud new owner of a Ferrari! Anyway, while in the bar they bumped into...

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Two elephants jumping on trampolines. And these were not just and elephants, but sexy talking elephants. So they bought the 2 elephants drinks a decided to invite them back the their place. But all of a sudden................

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