Skip04 Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 ...Carl the bartender, and he was not very happy about it , as he had just dropped the freakin vodka bottle on it moments before. He proceeded to scream and curse at Rowena, to which she replied......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted September 10, 2005 Posted September 10, 2005 ..."Forget your sing a-longs and your lullabies; Surrender to the city of the fireflies; Dance to the devil in beat with the band; To hell with all of you hand in hand; But now it's time to be gone; La la la la forever forever" ... obviously she was stoned out of her mind singing lyrics from "March of the Black Queen" by Queen, one of her favorite songs/groups. Just as she let out the last "forever", all of a sudden..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blooz1 Posted September 10, 2005 Posted September 10, 2005 WHAM! She keeled over and landed on the floor, out cold. Her mouth sagged open, her body convulsed as she retched, and out rolled...... 3 red cherries! Momma turned and looked at Carl the bartender, daggers in her eyes! She pointed her finger and him and said...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie22911 Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 blah blah, woooooo woooooo, grrrrrrr. confused everyone.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 ...for a brief second, in her drunken stupor, she thought she saw some strange looking man, with what appeared to be a white cloth like hat that covered his entire head and face, except for black circles around his eyes, mouth, and nose and the black line continued to run over the top of his head, looking as if it split it in two! He also had a finger pointed right at her with a funny looking snarl! She thought it could have been the ghost of Telly Savalas or perhaps some long lost trick she once new, Charlie, who dressed like that when he came to meet her one lonely night, because he didn't want anyone to recognize him! "That's it!" says Rowena, "No more these boobs and booze nights, cripes, I'm seeing things now, and they aren't purple elephants!". She breathed her final word and was out like a light. With that Carl and Momma, proceeded to ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 ...for a brief second, in her drunken stupor, she thought she saw some strange looking man, with what appeared to be a white cloth like hat that covered his entire head and face, except for black circles around his eyes, mouth, and nose and the black line continued to run over the top of his head, looking as if it split it in two! He also had a finger pointed right at her with a funny looking snarl! She thought it could have been the ghost of Telly Savalas or perhaps some long lost trick she once new, Charlie, who dressed like that when he came to meet her one lonely night, because he didn't want anyone to recognize him! "That's it!" says Rowena, "No more these boobs and booze nights, cripes, I'm seeing things now, and they aren't purple elephants!". She breathed her final word and was out like a light. With that Carl and Momma, proceeded to ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie22911 Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 jump the weird looking guy that was realy there, just then his head split and revealed an ECS motherboard that he tried to... EDIT: hey cpuz you edited your post didnt you :confused: lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 ...steal from Blooz's computer store last week. Blooz, the proprietor didn't really give a crap, cause he made a commitment recently only to sell DFI boards. Anyway, Momma hugged Carl, or soundx98 as he is known to the very, very, VERY old timers in Geektown, and proceded to run out the door. When all of a sudden.... (@ Charlie, Yeah I did, had to cause I made a big no sense mistake) hehehe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blooz1 Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 Carl knelt down on the floor near Rowena, scooped up the 3 cherries and stuck them in his pocket, muttering "Might as well not let THESE go to waste! Back in the Everclear!" He looked up at Charlie and said "I better make sure she's still got a PULSE!", while he feverishly felt all over her body. Charlie shook his head as he looked at the guy with the split-open head and said "Who's gonna clean up THIS mess?" The door opened with a bang - there stood.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie22911 Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 micheal jackson, and he was wearing his PJ's, in shock Charlie and Carl passed out on the floor. slowly micheal slipped his hand into Carl's pocket stealing the 3 cherry's. as Rowena was waking up, she overheard him say... EDIT: Grammar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skip04 Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 ..."I can't wait to get these back to Neverland and Little Johnnie." , but before he could get to the door, Rowena whacked him in the back of the head with a stool. To her surprise, his face cracked and................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 ...his nose fell off. Yes, that's right, it finally happened. In his shock and bewilderment, he picked up the organ, did a quick "moon walk" for the onlooking crowd and then high tailed it to the nearest plastic surgeon! Rowena then grabbed momma, and in a moment of sheer desperation, announced.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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