cpuz Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 away they took Rgone, after wrapping him in what appeared to be some kind of medieval "straight jacket" to nearby Geektown Hospital for examination, BUT... ... AND...Not withstanding RGones broken butter knife and minor catastrophe, AG continued feverishly on the task at hand. Wiping the sweat from his brow, toiling, laboring, cursing the dreaded knights with such words that would make the town's prostitute..."Rowena DeSemen" shudder, until the carving of the tree was finished. AG then stood back and admired the beautiful creation with a strange and frightening grin. A grin, mind you, that would lead one to believe he could be suffering dire constipation...., and devilishly thought about taking credit for the entire masterpiece, despite the fact that Rgone did most of the work up until his dreaded butter knife snapped in two... AND THEN....ALL OF A SUDDEN!!!!!!................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 It starts to rain... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 The skies darkened, lightening crackled overhead and a thunderous voice proclaimed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 ....."HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING CREDIT FOR MY WORK!!!"...... It was Rgone, yes he was back. He brought town prostitute "Rowena DeSemen" with him as she lent him a ride from Geektown Hospital on her new Harley, which because she worked so long and hard to earn the money to pay for it, left her with a curious "bow-legged" stance. Well, AG & Rgone hugged, in such glee and excitement because they were reunited once again. It was at that very moment that Rowena exclaimed in a shrieking type voice.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 .....Rowena shrieked in a VERY LOUD VOICE........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" and in a quiet, almost a murmer, said "Damn.I tasted that one....." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 The belch was so loud and offensive that it shook Rowena to her very core. AG & Rgone both looked at her in amazement!!! It was then that AG somehow recognized that belch. But where...? Where has he heard that horrific belch before? AG approached Rowena and noticed a slight fold in Rowena DeSemen's skin near her upper left forehead. Quicker than a blink of the eye, AG pulled that fold of skin and in all haste, ripped this mask-like substance from Rowena's face to reveal.... .....MOMMA!!! Momma tried to compose herself after AG's forceful revelation. She winked and with a cute smile and then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 with the smallest of voice that could possibly be hear spoke that longed for word... niner. Meanwhile back in Taipei... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Games Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 the DFI hockey team was getting prepped for their big game against the OKINAWA KILLER-MURDERERS. You could feel the tension in the locker room from DFI team...they had heard about these KILLER-MURDERERS. The meanest, evillest, deadliest, most vicious hockey team ever to lace up skates. Take for example, #32, Takira Masimoto, a Left Winger, who in 1979, at the age of six, during a pee-wee hockey game, he was arrested and later convicted of... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 a crime so heinous we can't tell you about it or we'd have to kill you. Suddenly the coach for the OKINAWA KILLER-MURDERERS fell dead. The team looked around and decided if they were to have any chance of winning AG would have to die. As he entered the rink, AG took one look at Takira Masimoto and ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 Let out a blood-curdling yell that sent shivers up the spine of all the people in the arena,as he advanced in a head long mad rush for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 the hot dog concession stand. He had figured he could take on Takira Masimoto much easier on a full stomach. they were out of mustard, so instead he... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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