smolt Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 with the snakes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie22911 Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 WTF msmolt? Â :so_confused_head_hurts: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 ...yes thats right, AG, the snakes and msmolt all said WTF in unison. In fact, they said it so loud that this long bearded cannibal with a big wart on his nose standing far off in the distance overheard their scream, and began to beat his drum to signal an attack!!! When all of a sudden.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie22911 Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 A_G pulled a cookie out of his pocket and threw it at the beasts, once again the members blacked out and found themselvs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 ...up to their neck in water within a huge cast iron pot that was seated over a roaring fire! Seems that during the blackout, the cannibals seized their helpless bodies and decided to have them for lunch!!! Everyone except AG. It was later understood that the fattest and yet wisest of the cannibals thought AG to be too skinny and worthwhile for the meal so they had him do a tap dance over hot coals instead to entertain them! While AG was doing his dance, members awoke in the pot. Charlie was the first to regain consciousness and said... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSteel Posted December 5, 2005 Posted December 5, 2005 "wtf? It ain't bath time! I gonna... " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie22911 Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 ... pull my mask off and kill everyone of you beasts." shortly after CPUz woke up and leaped out of the pot, beating the canables into the ground with a elephant. the rest of the gang awoke but didnt get out of the pot as it made i nice jakoozie. so CPUz and charlie rescued A_G and they all three went back to the pot to relax and discuss this very odd day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawasaki 1 Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 Then the strippers showed up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie22911 Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 they danced around the pot singing songs that were not under standable by the DFI crew. the strippers had beards and a bigger body build than any of the men to ever walk the planet in the time they were from. they were ulgy and smelled of seafood. it was then that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 ... that the ugliest and oldest of the strippers, whose name Fat Mamma Bologna was known to many in the village and who walked with a very curious bow legged gait becasue of her occupation, let out a blood curdling screech!!!! Seems that one of her spinning pasties, you know the kind that twirl, got caught on the lower edge of he belly button, because her boobs hung too low, being the old bitty she was. Anyway, It was at that very moment when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpuz Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 ... that the ugliest and oldest of the strippers, whose name Fat Mamma Bologna was known to many in the village and who walked with a very curious bow legged gait becasue of her occupation, let out a blood curdling screech!!!! Seems that one of her spinning pasties, you know the kind that twirl, got caught on the lower edge of her belly button, because her boobs hung too low, being the old bitty she was. Anyway, It was at that very moment when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie22911 Posted December 16, 2005 Posted December 16, 2005 Charlie22911 threw up... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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